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2020.11.25 02:09 EmmalineMadly 34T4A Seeking kinky gaming friends and play partners - online to start.

Trans gal here - 2 months on hormones, queer, poly, nerdy. I'm hoping to make some online contacts who can be play partners, friends or romantic D/s connections next year. Next month I'm gonna be buckling down for COVID and traveling for Christmas so this is a good time to get to know folks and find some people to spend time with online. I love games and game design, so the best way to meet me and say hello is to chat and play with me this holiday season. Interested in couples, women, trans, and queer boys, largely equally but mostly in that order.
I'm a social introvert but I'm generally quite good at communication and negotiation. I put a lot of effort into getting out and meeting people to keep sane, even though I'm at my best cuddled up under warm blankets with a TV show or hanging in a living room with a board game. Good relationships and good kink are both important to me. I would describe myself as calm, respectful, empathetic, quiet, and terribly, terribly cute :3.
If you're interested in dates or play, know I'm quite kinky and subby. I made a [Fetlife profile](https://fetlife.com/EmmalineMadly) for online excursions that's about half finished at this point (and includes a picture) as well as outlines some of my kinks, which broadly include rope, sensation, D/s, light humiliation, orgasm denial/control and just generally being really slutty and submissive to those that earn my trust. While I do switch, my top half is not apparating these past few months so it would be more of a service thing if it happened.
I write a lot, and I'm a picky one about messages, I love people who can write and I find grammar sexy. Give me a paragraph about who you are, why we should chat, what kind of shenanigans you'd like to get up to. Since the goal here is to meet people for next year I will want to do voice and video/see pictures of you, etc. Send me "hey" and you will not get a response.
Games: I play on PC almost exclusively, but have a Switch for Smash. I don't love MMO's as a rule, but I play roguelikes, shooters, RPG's, digital board games and most anything co-op under the sun. Some things I've been playing lately: Tabletop Simulator (mostly Arkham Card Game and Legacy games) Apex Legends/battle royales Overwatch League of Legends Teamfight Tactics/autochess games Divinity: Original Sin 2 Hunt: Showdown
If you have a cool suggestion I might have heard of it! Hope to chat with you soon.
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2020.11.25 01:49 SWGalaxysEdge ** Thanksgiving Movies - Wed 11/25 ** PART 1

all times are Eastern USA - check local listings
Modern Family - Phil's Sexy, Sexy HouseTomorrow, 12:03 AM / USA-E 32While eating Thanksgiving leftovers at Jay and Gloria's house, everyone decides on their own to sneak into the house that Phil is selling for a friend, but they almost get caught; Jay steals everyone's licenses to plan a surprise trip to Miami.
Bob's Burgers - The QuirkducersTomorrow, 12:30 AM / WMOR-DT 12/ IND / HDTVGene and Louise plan to sabotage Mr. Frond's annual play when it threatens to ruin the half day before Thanksgiving; Tina unknowingly uses her holiday fan fiction to help work on the play; Linda finds a potato that looks like her grandfather.
Coach - It Came from New YorkTomorrow, 12:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVAfter living in New York City for some time now, Kelly finally returns home to her family for the Thanksgiving holiday a changed woman, but one that Hayden doesn't particularly like, which may lead to an awkward confrontation.
Modern Family - Thanksgiving JamboreeTomorrow, 12:33 AM / USA-E 32Phil tries to get used to the fact that Rainer Shine is dating his daughter while Hayley must tell her father that she would rather spend Thanksgiving with her boyfriend than stay to watch the football game; Jay tries to keep his blood pressure down.
Modern Family - Winner Winner Turkey DinnerTomorrow, 1:03 AM / USA-E 32During Jays Thanksgiving toast, he honors the whole family on their recent accomplishments, even though everyone knows that isnt necessarily true, which leads them to desperately try to hide the facts about their perceived triumphs.
Friends - The One Where Underdog Gets AwayTomorrow, 1:20 AM / NIC-E 36Monica's first attempt at hosting Thanksgiving dinner is ceremoniously ruined when a runaway Underdog balloon causes trouble for her; Joey gets his very first modeling gig as a poster boy for dangerous Venereal Diseases.
Family Guy - ThanksgivingTomorrow, 1:30 AM / TOON-E 58Lois cooks a huge Thanksgiving meal and invites the whole troop over for a Thanksgiving celebration; Joe receives the biggest shock of them all when his formerly M.I.A. son, Kevin Swanson, returns home from his service in Iraq.
Gilmore Girls - A Deep Fried Korean ThanksgivingTomorrow, 2:00 AM / UP 145Loerali and Rory experiences a marathon of Thanksgiving dinners when they proceed to attend four different places; Lorelai is compelled by her fellow diners to eat tofurkey; Rory announces her application to Yale University.
Sara's Weeknight Meals - Thanksgiving 101Tomorrow, 2:00 AM / WEDU-DT6 618/ CREATEHost Sara Moulton offers tips for helping to choose which turkey to buy for a Thanksgiving feast and then displays how to properly defrost, brine and roast the bird while offering a versatile recipe to use while making stuffing.
OutDaughtered - A Very Busby ThanksgivingTomorrow, 3:00 AM / TLC 46Thanksgiving is around the corner and the Busbys want to host a special event for the occasion, but the holiday is threatened when Mimi gets bad news; Adam struggles to cope with the fact that Parker and Riley will be in separate classrooms.
Murphy Brown - Mission ControlTomorrow, 3:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATV / HDTVMurphy enlists the aid of the FYI team to serve a Thanksgiving dinner at a local mission but preparing the meal becomes an impossible task.
The Goldbergs - A Goldberg ThanksgivingTomorrow, 3:42 AM / TVLAND 49After Erica takes a bet from Beverly to dance in a Jazzercise competition and wins, she decides not to take part in Thanksgiving, so Beverly must come up with a plan to change her mind; uncle Marvin comes to town for the holiday and bonds with Adam.
Becker - Sister Spoils the TurkeyTomorrow, 4:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVWhat was originally planned as a quiet Thanksgiving for John and Chris expands when Chris' sister comes to town, but the dinner guests are a nervous bunch after they learn she just got out of prison for severing her husband's finger in a fit of rage.
Bob's Burgers - An Indecent Thanksgiving ProposalTomorrow, 5:00 AM / TOON-E 58Bob is determined to make this Thanksgiving the most memorable holiday celebration ever; Bob's plans are thwarted when Mr. Fischoeder hires Bob as his chef, and Linda and the kids as his family to make a former flame jealous.
Bob's Burgers - Turkey in a CanTomorrow, 5:30 AM / TOON-E 58To his utter surprise, a horrified Bob finds that the family turkey, of which he has carefully prepared for his picture-perfect Thanksgiving, has been thrown in the toilet in an act of war on Thanksgiving for sabotage.
Family Ties - No Nukes Is Good NukesTomorrow, 5:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVWhen Steven and Elyse spend Thanksgiving Day at an anti-nuke rally, much to their conservative children and own parents' disappointment, they end up getting arrested and have to spend the rest of the day locked up in jail.
The Goldbergs - A Wall Street ThanksgivingTomorrow, 6:00 AM / TVGC 178Uncle Marvin reveals that he has become a stockbroker; Erica gets included in the family investment when she tells Geoff that she is in debt; Beverly invites 50 people over for a Thanksgiving potluck, but things ultimately go awry.
Martin - Thanks for NothingTomorrow, 7:00 AM / VH-1E 62Martin's rambunctious relatives and Gina's conservative and proper parents arrive at Martin's house for a special Thanksgiving feast, which quickly leads to a series of unexpected events for the young couple to endure together
Martin - Feast or FamineTomorrow, 7:30 AM / VH-1E 62A feud develops between the men and the women, causing them to face off against each other in heated competition while preparing Thanksgiving dinner in an attempt to finally determine which group can serve the best meal.
The Middle - Thanksgiving VTomorrow, 8:00 AM / FAM-E 52The Heck family is in the middle of some stressful situations for Thanksgiving with Axl admitting that he's dropped most of his classes this term, Mike finding out that Frankie's mother won't be going on a cruise and Sue hiding a secret.
Arthur - An Arthur ThanksgivingTomorrow, 9:00 AM / WEDU-DT 3/ PBS / HDTVArthur and his family are getting ready to celebrate Thanksgiving, but when Pal goes off on his own adventure, Arthur puts his plans on hold to search for him; D.W. starts to think that Aunt Minnie might be more of an Aunt "Meanie."
South Park - A History Channel ThanksgivingTomorrow, 9:00 AM / CMDY-E 61After viewing a television special on The History Channel, the boys begin to believe that extraterrestrials had some involvement in the original Thanksgiving feast, and they set out to find answers to all of their new questions.
Girl Meets Farm - Family ThanksgivingTomorrow, 9:30 AM / FOODTV 56Molly Yeh celebrates Thanksgiving on the farm with lots of food, and she makes creamy twice-baked potatoes, a hearty Brussels sprout casserole, sweet and sticky orange marmalade glazed ham and a classic, pumpkin pie with whipped cream and cinnamon.
Mike & Molly - Molly Gets a HatTomorrow, 9:30 AM / FX-E 60Mike's overbearing mother decides to give Molly a new hat to wear as a gesture of her goodwill and approval, so now Molly feels begrudingly obligated to invite Mike's mother to spend Thanksgiving with her family.
South Park - Helen Keller! The MusicalTomorrow, 9:30 AM / CMDY-E 61Timmy heroically battles to save his beloved turkey from being sent to a brutal slaughterhouse; Cartman and the boys attempt to out-do the kindergartners in a performance of the Helen Keller Story for an upcoming school play.
Father Knows Best - Thanksgiving StoryTomorrow, 9:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVWhen Kathy wins the grand prize in a school Thanksgiving poetry contest, Jim becomes pleased and believes his daughter might be the next William Shakespeare, but after hearing the poem, he begins to wonder whether or not she cheated.
Mike & Molly - Mike CheatsTomorrow, 10:00 AM / FX-E 60As the Thanksgiving holiday approaches, Mike finds himself constantly tempted to cheat on his diet, so Harry offers to be his sponsor; while Molly attempts to make a healthy meal for her family, Mike tries to keep his activities secret from her.
South Park - Starvin' MarvinTomorrow, 10:00 AM / CMDY-E 61While watching a Thanksgiving episode of "Terrance and Phillip," the boys are moved by a commercial, which leads them to adopt a hungry orphan in exchange for a sports watch, accidently shipping Cartman off to a third world country.
black-ish - AuntsgivingTomorrow, 10:00 AM / FXX 82Pops' older sister Almaviligerais arrives unannounced for Thanksgiving, to everyone's delight except for Ruby; Bow and Dre plan one last last vacation before the baby arrives; the kids try to figure out the reason why Ruby hates her ex-sister-in-law.
PAW Patrol - Pups Rescue Thanksgiving; Pups Save a Windy BayTomorrow, 10:30 AM / NIC-E 36When the turkey from the Thanksgiving feast at City Hall flies away with Mayor Humdinger and his kittens, the PAW Patrol have to rescue them; a super-strong wind suddenly sweeps up all the surfers in the Adventure Bay windsurfing race.
Mike & Molly - Thanksgiving is CanceledTomorrow, 10:30 AM / FX-E 60When Mike gets sick around the Thanksgiving holiday, Molly is secretly thrilled because she doesn't have to cook a big meal, that is until Vince invites his brother to town for a nice homemade Thanksgiving dinner with family
Arthur - An Arthur ThanksgivingTomorrow, 10:30 AM / WEDU-DT5 617/ PBSKIDS247 / HDTVArthur and his family are getting ready to celebrate Thanksgiving, but when Pal goes off on his own adventure, Arthur puts his plans on hold to search for him; D.W. starts to think that Aunt Minnie might be more of an Aunt "Meanie."
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - Talking TurkeyTomorrow, 11:30 AM / VH-1E 62When Will's strict, no-nonsense mother visits to celebrate Thanksgiving with her son and the Banks family, she makes it her mission to recruit the spoiled Banks children to help with the household chores and cooking Thanksgiving dinner.
Hazel - A Lesson in DiplomacyTomorrow, 11:30 AM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVWhen an international diplomat from Russia is set to visit the home of the Baxters for Thanksgiving, Hazel knows that she must try her best to hold her tongue and keep her opinions to herself when encountering the foreign dignitary.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - There's the Rub, Part 1Tomorrow, 12:00 PM / VH-1E 62Will and Philip unwittingly become involved in an undercover police operation during a seemingly mundane trip to get a massage; well-meaning Carlton and Hilary invite a few homeless people over to enjoy Thanksgiving dinner.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air - There's the Rub, Part 2Tomorrow, 12:30 PM / VH-1E 62After being arrested at a massage parlor just before Thanksgiving dinner, Will and Philip search for a way out of their predicament; after being invited to dinner by Carlton and Hilary, the homeless people invite some friends of their own.
Everybody Hates Chris - Everybody Hates ThanksgivingTomorrow, 12:30 PM / FUSE 109Julius' successful younger brother comes over to celebrate Thanksgiving with the family, and Julius gets into a competitive spirit and becomes bound and determined to make the perfect meal; Chris ruins the family's special holiday tradition.
That Girl - Thanksgiving Comes But Once a Year, HopefullyTomorrow, 12:30 PM / WTSP-DT2 610/ ATVAnn decides to prepare a special Thanksgiving dinner for her loved ones, but Donald's parents are disappointed that he will not be eating with them, and Mr. and Mrs. Marie are saddened by the breaking of a cherished family tradition.
Arthur - Francine's Pilfered Paper; Buster gets RealTomorrow, 12:30 PM / WEDU-DT5 617/ PBSKIDS247 / HDTVAnxious to enjoy her Thanksgiving vacation, Francine completes her homework by copying and pasting the information she's found; Arthur fears his friendship with Buster is over after he learns Buster likes a television show that he doesn't.
The King of Queens - Supermarket StoryTomorrow, 1:00 PM / CMTV 45Thanksgiving arrives and Arthur expresses a desire to have Carrie prepare a homemade meal for the occasion; Carrie ventures to the supermarket, where she scares another shopper with her persistent efforts to offer advice.
Yum and Yummer - ThanksgivingTomorrow, 1:00 PM / COOKING 91Eddie Jackson shows off a full day of Thanksgiving eats, including homemade pies and irresistible sides, and not to forget the turkey, as these top picks for the big day will leave you feeling ready to feast.
...continued on Part 2
https://www.reddit.com/christmas/comments/k0hrnk/thanksgiving_movies_wed_1125_part_2/
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2020.11.24 17:47 beaniemoo [NA][PvX][SoS][Chillax][Casual][New player friendly][Mmm]Intense Pleasure. Returning/vet are welcome. LF West Coast players, night time players

Every guild has a history. Avoid watching videos if you're eating/drinking. You're welcome.

A little too much about us

  • Our guild started with 4 loners doing drunk Dragon's Stand, got caught up in guild politics. We got hurt, left, then went our own ways till I got sick of flicking my bean alone. So I turned my personal bank into this mess. It was just a few weeks before PoF release, but a year later, we climaxed at level 69 and located at Windswept Haven. Our guild hall is beautifully decorated for max efficiency when it comes to daily harvesting. The hall is also boasted with subtle landmarks from different generations of players who have been groomed here before they moved on to other top tier guilds.
  • If some skip getting laid to join a specific guild event, you know how much Intense Pleasure we’re pumping. (Spoiler alert! He still got laid after we discussed all the possible excuses. Win win~). This post gonna be slong. If you don’t read and swallow it all, you clearly don’t deserve us cuz spitters are quitters >:]
  • We have 2/3 inactive, it’s that time to refresh our roster with fresh meat. We tend to keep our medium girth for ultimate satisfaction, minus any complication. Size matters sometimes. TL;DR skim through bold texts for our main info. Requirements for Potential Members and time table waist down below.
  • The guild will not only be a home for me and my homies, but also for filthy casuals and drama free folks. You want to get online and enjoy every a$$ pecks of the game, minus drama? You’ve come to the right place, my friend. Why solo when you can have an extra hand for rubbing? Why run with people nagging like your co-workers? Or who treat this like a job? Why so serious? Come on now. The whole guild thing should be fun! The choice is in your hand. (Prefer a clean one cuz)
  • We're on the thick side, but not overly populated so we have a chance to get to know you from your head to your toe. Mmm We have players from Murica, Snow Mexican, Kiwi, Downlander, some in Pacific Ocean, lurkers from Europe, etc. The fact that people in remote areas try to bypass security to sneak in our Discord while at work; plus, the amount gamer gorls we have are big testaments for how fun we are as a guild. We want to revive that feeling every time we re-post our recruitment. We also make many discoveries that we're proud of. Like this. Or this
  • Our primary goal is to mentor new/returning players, and fuel some passion onto the vets. So we can get to know each other dirty little secrets better while giving back to the community. The more you know about the game, the more you can help yourself and others. This is from one guildie, quoted from our Discord: “i've had the game since early 2013 or 2014 and barely leveled one account to 80 and despite buying HOT on launch i never played it very much at all despite my professed "love" for the game, but once i joined this guild it gave me a reason to play, it reminded me of all the things i had enjoyed and the sense of community that made guild wars 2 special." Some people found their unlucky way to our post on either reddit, or gw2forum. Otherwise, we single-handedly pick our members. So we know exactly what we're looking for and the personalities that suit our standards.
  • Our motto is Play the game, not the meta. Join for the fun, and stay for the pleasure. You’re highly encouraged to run builds that scream your personality, but also work well in a grouping environment. We have an absolutely no repping environment. We have members who rep 98% of their other guild(s) cuz they have to, or get kicked. But they run 83% of their time with us, in-game and Discord. Repping a guild to us is to show off which hole you're from, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker. Although, we lie a little. We'd appreciated if you rep in guild events so we can round up the numbers. Rep is because you're proud to be a part of. And do rep us during childbirths so we can receive the credits. We usually call our daddy for help
  • We're working professionals, scientists, doctors, nurses, drug dealers, strippers, etc. We understand time is of the essence. If you can only play a little naughty every night, you probably don't want to waste time with an unfit group of people. Or worse, end up stressing out in a toxic environment. This is a game. We want to improve ourselves as players but we don't want it to be our second job. Let's have fun getting it on! If there's any heated moment, we talk it out like grown-ups. We refuse to play the cold-war game (aka no talking). Cuz it'll only fuel unnecessary drama due to misunderstandings.
  • We’ve groomed so many generations of players, especially social anxiety folks and loners. We’re proud to bite them lightly, so they could be open to pugging for group contents and genuinely get better and be more confident IRL. When they best themselves, they venture out to high-end guilds, but still check up on us on a blue moon. That’s the type of community we try to uphold.
  • Got a guild website. It's a big, bad, outdated one. Eventually, we're aspired to make it into the like of Snow Crows, but only for casuals, nubs, and funsies uptime so they learn to play the game a little better. Our ancient site hasn't been touched since the guild release and would need a Lawn Mower 3.0. But it has huge base info from drop-down menus. We hope new players find it useful when starting out. Things you can focus on a specific part of the game. Wikipedia can be a pain to navigate. One of our guild mates comments: "dude thisa website is super informative :open_mouth:" https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com

What we do

  • We're passionate lovers when it comes to fractals. The scratching, biting, pinching type of passion. It is one of the most rewarding end-game contents, and open to those who own none of the expansions to certain levels. And doesn't need to spend time organizing like raids. Hence we choose it to be our PvE focus. It promotes team play a lot. Since the guild's establishment, we run fractal training almost nightly, and has trained approximately over 143 people now on different tiers, with pugs and ex-guildies included. Not big of a number but it's some honest work since I'm the only one training. We strike to level the majority to at least tier 3 fractals. So nobody has to pick up groups ever again. We make it easy for people to learn mechanics and start their own journey to obtain better gears as well as yielding better rewards/golds. I personally run fractal CMs train on Sundays. And I could escort you for tier 1 trainings on most week nights around 8pm or 9pm CST. Absolutely no experience, nor gears required to start doing fractals. You don’t even have to be level 80! Yes, you heard me right. Do say something in guild chat/Discord before LFG because we want to run with each other. That's the point of having guildies, right? Bring in the bitches! First day of Slippery Slope instability. 100CM! Omegalul
  • We are chillax sPvP players A lot of us are in gold/platinum divisions, duo/put up against top 30, or on the 250 leaderboard ourselves. Now we mostly play unranked for funsies, especially for daily completion, or occasional sPvP guild missions. sPvP is only fun when play with friends, even if getting killed and stomped en masse. Hey, it's a game, gotta laugh at ourselves on voice comm, or hear the girls freak out and scream cuz they get jumped at. Definitely more fun than a doctor can prescribe for your heart. We're rusty and we don't mind to admit that we are. But if you ever need to learn the basics of this game mode, you know where to find us. We also exchange homemade builds that are so scary none dares to try. Girl finally learns to take "intense pleasure" phone capture
  • We embrace drinking metas/fungeons/raids (Have to adult in order to join although it's not always involved drinking) "Alcoholism not required but strongly encouraged". We run dungeons because they’re nostalgic af. Just kidding. We have dungeoneers who can teach you anything you need to know about sex dungeons, dragons, and more. We're trying to make fucking dungeons fun dungeons a thing again instead of a thing of the past. Because fungeons are one of the best places to test builds, get rekt, or get familiar with a new class. There are lots of achieves and achieve points for doing dungeons too! And map breaking. They're also free access to people who don't own any expansions. Currently we're running them quite spontaneous so all you have to do is ask if anybody runs it, and we shall group up. Here's our take on a drunk dungeon tour.
  • We run strikes at least once/twice a week on all bosses. Once you finish a run with us, you'll get the mechanics down to the T and get ready to run whenever. Strikes are fairly easy as they're a 10-man introduction to raids, with only a few bosses that are kinky.
  • We try to raid To us, raiding should be a big bad orgy with full of laughters. No gear check; however, require matching underwear. (If you happen to wear them at all) Off-meta builds are acceptable, as long as you do your homework and pull the numbers. Or at least know which side of your face to smash against the keyboard. Our stand for raid is simple. There are 2 things. One. We're not Gods and can't pull dead weights. Two. Meta is the optimal standard, but it shouldn't hinder you from joining/learning mechanics. Therefore you can run any class you have your eyes on, something that is not too scandalous of course. We'd help with build crafting if need be. So you will love what you run and it makes learning a breeze. Because there are already enough guilds/groups that force play certain classes. Even if you're new, and you don't have a big wallet in-game to afford these fancy panties, you can still enjoy the contents. We currently are in need of more bodies who are interested in the game mode. That way we can set up a few progressive, or training runs across different time zones. We try to run spontaneous trains during weeknights around 9-11pm CST. Raid time is always our biggest enemy due to needing 10 people online at the same time. Not only that, we know people are very afraid of flaming and toxicity. So we try our best to drag you into the contents with the intention to have fun and learn something new. Hey, if we won't make it, maybe next time. It's no biggie. That's the attitude we want out of you. One of our first music trains~
  • Typical girl missions run on Friday night, starting @8-9pm CST. We want to move guild missions to a different night cuz it overlaps WvW reset night. But most peeps just save that time slot to catch up with us, so we keep going on Friday night. We just think these guys make an excuse to drink. Since we max out the guild hall, we tend to dedicate that time slot into training raids, or doing meta events, achieve hunting, help our with hero point training, etc. Our missions can also be activated at any time, by a lot of members. You don't have to wait for any officer to open them, just ask around and party up. "Guild commendations" that generated from guild missions are great to get early-game ascended trinkets. Hence we keep running missions. Discord is highly recommended for team sexicommunication and explanation.
  • We have bring-your-own-booze events on Saturday nights. Like dis. It's when Discord is crowded with shit and giggles. We promise no satisfaction since our insurance hasn't covered for that part yet. But you'd save 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Intense Pleasure. And sometimes we do need professional help..
  • So far we've run Dragon's Stand drinking meta, finding Princess, group jumping puzzles, guild races, slo-mo hp trains, Becky wanna smash sPvP night, gambling dates, drunk Arah, card against humanity nights out, yearly secret Santa. In the future, we hope to incorporate guild hide and seek, guild truth or dare, guild karaoke, guild movie night, etc. It's any guild's dream and we're a big fking dreamer. We currently try to get guild dungeons and dragons going. Buy it's tough since people have their own D&D in real life. With each event, we try to invent our own rules to take shots/sips if you're drinking. Or just something to have a laugh at. You can join drinking juices/milk/wateme. No drinkingcism at all. We had 2 casual meet-ups IRL and we keep telling each other if this shitty guild is still up in the next 5 years, we may make it in Vegas!

Potential members

  • 21+. Our bouncers will ID check you upon joining. And in order to apply for the 'Gamer Grill' tag on Discord, you have to send nudes to Deddy. We’re not quite je ne sais quoi “family friendly” that you can’t even say a fucking swear word. We're also not an ERP (erotic roleplay) guild as much as our guild tag implies. Sad, isn't it? But you can use the tag as a disguise to sneak into one of those parties. There’ll be banters, F bomb, C bomb, you name it. We're very classy though, we only drop them on special occasions, or not. There's no filter around here. At the same time, we're not bad sailors. We would somewhat prefer you to not be a very bad one. Definitely not 7-swear-words-in-one-sentence type or we'll use spanking paddles. We keep our Discord clean from porn and too much vulgarity so it's totally safe for work. We have quite a crowd in their sexy 30s while the rest are 23+, hungry women and men. There’s some exceptions for 19 and 20 babes. But, they have to possess either kissable lips or a spankable derrière. [Mmm] We pick a mature crowd so we could hold a decent, rather spicy conversation. Plus, it won't make you feel out of place in a bunch of teenagers when you're sexy and you know it. Anyone at any level, new/experienced, with some unholy common sense. Who want a no stress zone, and a laid back community to play contents together, you are all very welcome. And thank you!
  • DO NOT talk about anime. It’ll likely go on for hours and kill your phone battery. Be careful of the weebs.
  • You're highly encouraged to get on Discord with us. This is somewhat important. We tend to have Discord toggled on while playing. You don't have to join voice chat or anything, just try to be active on Discord text chat for call-outs and updates. Even if we play different games/game contents, it makes MMO an MMO with some communication. Discord remains our source of interaction during the day when we're at work doing NSFW stuff. That's the only way to get to know you before we could group up at night, if any. It's ok if you don't have a microphone; or under IRL circumstances, you cannot talk. We will never force you to do anything you're not comfy with. The ability to listen is a must. Period. Not required but it does make a huge difference in group contents. A lot of us are shy and some mute themselves on Discord, just so they can listen and reply through text chat in-game. It's totally okay. It makes processing info faster and you focus on the things that matter the most instead of typing 5 paragraphs just to ask questions. And that's what we're trying to promote one way or another. So we social anxiety folks can improve little by little. Discord makes training runs/guild missions/most group contents 10 times smoother. And we're here to do group contents, right? We understand wholeheartedly if your voice may cause certain body reactions to us and that's what you're afraid of. Fear Not This Night and let your voice porn be heard! It will give us a chance to get to know you better.
  • We don't judge a book by its cover and have been recruiting people who just turned into new mums/dads, LGBTQIA+, couples, special needs, etc. We'd treat you with respect and we'd want the same in return. One for all and all for one vibe. We want our community to be rich with different backgrounds, stories and even accents. Our peeps are mature oriented, at the same time we don't take shit seriously. This is a game and casual at its best too. We group up to play other games, like D3, Smite, Overwatch, Monster Hunter World, Tom Clancy's The Division 2, etc. But GW2 remains our go-to for the rich lore since GW1, endless exploration, and group events that never get old of bugs. And because of its casual nature, GW2 is very good to play with friends, de-stress after work/after kids going to bed. It's just a great, dynamic, engaging MMO to play when you don't have that much time to grind.
  • There's only one thing to strictly keep in mind is to respect others, regarding of their genders, statuses, races, nationalities, religions, or sexual orientations. We maybe beautiful for our own good but we don't want to be featured in a soap opera series. For that, we don’t tolerate drama, sexism, harassment, or verbal abuse under any case, especially against our female part of the population, in which we have quite a growing number. Ooh and no elitism please. Thank you.
  • Since work/school/quickie gets in the way during the day, we often get online and play after reset. (Reset time is 6pm CST now) So we'll want anyone who can fit these bills: You are always welcome to join <3 even if the time table is not your prime time.
     * OCX night time. * Aussies: 11:30am – 5:30pm ACST Kiwis: 3pm – 9pm NZDT. * NA prime time. 8-9pm CST until 2-3am CST Or 6-7pm PST to 12-1am PST. NA insomniacs, where ya at? 
  • Aren't you tired when joining a new guild and get asked to represent them? Like whatttt? You barely know anybody there. Or get face spammed in map chat to join this guild A, that guild B which you know nothing about? What the heck they stand for and what are they doing? If you're a big lurker? And let's be real, you never really run anything with your near 500-member guilds. You're there for the max guild hall benefits and have bodies to do group hugs. Eventually, you'll leave because they’re glorified map chats that your tiny weeny chatbox can’t keep up with. Or end up playing alone too often because your smaller guilds are too dang small to satisfy you have anyone to play with. Smaller guilds tend to have fewer online people at any given time. We've been there done that. It makes you feel like playing solo because there's no one online when you do. Nobody to group up with. Know those feelings quite well, don't you? Time to put an end to all that misery, hiding, and lurking. Come out and play, you * censored *. Although, our thick, medium size might not reflect anything because we have members who are inactive for a millennia. We don't have a heart to kick them yet. We got a rich vein of ore you’d love to swing a few times for extra experiences if our offer is not moist enough already.
  • We won't ask 100 first-date questions. There isn't any application to apply. We get asked that a lot, as to why. This is actually a very simple test. You feel amused, you like what you see, you'd love to sign up even if all this is bluffing. If you don't, you walk away because of this huge wall of text. So yeah, consider us an upscale lounge with drinks on the house. Come on in, chill, have some fun. If we're not what you're looking, our door is open 24/7. There are a lot of amazing guilds out there, you have options, you have more choices. Ask for an invite, we'd provide one. Ask for any extra services, we will charge upon the hour. Jk. We require some common sense. Humor is a plus. When it’s needed, you’re not afraid to get down and get dirty. Ooh baby. We have fun in the allotted time while trying our best for the team/the guild. That's the mentality in almost anything guild related contents. It's ok if you suck _____ (Fill in the blank) But as long as you try your best, we appreciate you. That's all that matters. Don't worry about wiping and failing. It's part of the process. If you read this far (we secretly hope you do), and you've been nodding with a few things being said and soon to be done, that is more than enough to show our chemistry. We hope to expand that chemistry into a beautiful relationship. The deeper the better. (That's what -She)
  • If any of the above hits your Gspot, whisper in our ear your account name (ex: NUDE.6969). Or either let us know your sluttiest character name, or simply comment here if you're an exhibitionist. We cannot wait to bend you over, and do all these wonderful things to you. We know you're biting your bottom lip just thinking about it now. Stahp it. We wish you an incredible day/night wherever the f you are. We also thank you very much for your precious time to tap into this enormous zone post and consider us at some point. And of course be stupidly brave enough to apply. Sometimes people just don't click. We understand that. #feelbadman if it happens between us. If you pass us by, we wish you nothing but the best of luck in finding your one true home. If you have further questions regarding our guild, feel free to shoot them, preferably on the belly. Not the hair! We'll get to you as soon as we are able to. We're waiting patiently for your reply. Until then P.S. Huge congratulations on reading this shit post all the way through. Woooo.
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2020.11.24 12:05 XOChiaChiaXO How It Went: A Failed Fairytale

TDLR: See the How it Started (Dating App)/ How It's Going It Ended (Blocked) sections. A play on the memes that imply an epic fail, to describe a short lived relationship comparing a beautiful beginning to an ugly ending. When it seems too good to be true, it's probably not.
How It Started: Bumble
HOTT (all encompassing) SOPHISTICATED, SUCCESSFUL. INTELLIGENT.
Job: Tech / Business Exec.
Age: 15+ YRS older than me AKA ideal IMO. (Said he was 40, he was +50)
City:1.5 HRS from me. Love me a LDR
Looking for: Serious Relationship
*For clarity, this isn't a story about a Psycho in the middle of nowhere; we live in a metropolitan city and I personally won't go out with someone I can't vouge for; so before we met I made sure surface level everything checked out. Photo to name to profession to residential area. He was fine by society standards. Reputation wise professionally, financially etc. (everything the public can see is pristine). I did not dig further. He's older enough where our circles don't overlap; which was a blessing and a curse. It's his personal/private life that came to be mysterious.\*
I would say his profile would be the equivalent of mine in a male? On papeIOS rather, we were definitely a good match. Once I engaged he came on pretty strong. He was the instigator. He managed to excite me when I wasn't actively looking (note that I have and never will do FWB/Casual/Hookup anything. All or nothing). We were together within a week.
How It Ended: I got back in the game due to & by game, I should say, it ended up being more like a chess match, or the final round in a shady poker tournament. We were one another's' last "match" He called my attention to the app one day-on purpose, after we had decided we weren't seeing others (I opened the app to see his photo changed.) A fight broke out. Brought us closer. Seed 1 Planted-he had me in a place where he knew I cared and that would be his tool if he needed me to get worked up again. Same though, two weeks later I looked at his location. It said 3 mi from his home. I was sad, I knew I needed to end it. But he had an excuse like always, he was with his son (more on this later). So I forgave. Until the next fight when he took away this trust/distrust tool by "deleting the app" out of nowhere. I had to do same. No more App. Trust issues were established. Constant examples just like this became a pattern. I am not one to stay in an unhealthy or miserable situation. I stand up for myself and I ask questions. He didn't like this. We no longer communicate. I'm blocked. I'm done and I'm fine with it.
Here's How it Really Started, and we'll skip the part about How it was Going. It Ended.
Togetherness...
Quality Time:
How it Started: Honey Moon -like Staycations/ Hotel Resorts / His Place / Hotels / 4 days, 3 days, 2 days, 1.5 Days, Dinner Reservations, Dates, Cuddling, Getting Ready Together, Having fun
How it Ended: You can't come to mine bc R1, R2, R3, R4/ You pay for the Hotel & Drive here/ I don't do Motels but that's where it was heading/2 hours? No time for Dinner. Couldn't stay overnight. Left me in hotel alone starving twice I had to have someone bring me fast food bc it was too late for Room Service after he spent most of the time arguing with me over nothing-so he could storm out after midnight, also too late for me to make other plans.
Communication:
How It Started: Attentive, Sweet, Phone Calls and Texting daily, Good Morning & Goodnight everyday, Sexy Photos, Unsolicited Play by Plays all day everyday, included unsolicited photos
How It Ended: Angry, Mean,Texts turned into comments regarding the latest fights he'd picked, trust issues, hang ups, blocking me often. Always my fault. Jealousy from nowhere. Though he would insert plenty of reasons for my trust to be tested and questions and used against me. Pictures became him 'proving' where he was or what he was doing (again, unsolicited). Still said good morning every day until the final day. Whisper yelling sometimes. Conveniently picking fights when he was on his way somewhere so he could hang up. I caught him in little lies because he was constantly stressed and flustered.
Life, Future,,,
How it Started: Build a house with a view here when we get back from 6 mos. in another state, come with me? Showing me architecture furniture, pictures of homes. Want to get married and have babies ASAP/ You=Wife Our Kids = Twin Boys. Within a couple weeks, we were together. Not seeing other people. Deleted Apps. but chemistry was great and we had a...bucket list lets say. I would be his third ever partner . Fairytale right?
How it Ended: Still shares assets (homes) with original wife (supposedly ex). Already has 3 kids. Kids all of a sudden were the reason for everything going wrong (after he told me about them). Literally every time, it was blamed on a kid thing (they're adults but one and I respected his role as parent so it was insane that he was able to cause fights over this). He's all of a sudden not looking for a relationship. Called a week before he was supposedly moving after not bringing it up for a month, then blocked me. because I wouldn't drive two hours and get us a hotel room without an explanation as to WT actual F was going on.
How it Actually Ended: He called me one day really sad and wouldn't tell me what was going on. I could tell he was trying to. He tried to a few times that week. He gave me answers that never really seemed to make sense, and I couldn't pry when it would be an invasion of privacy per the supposed situation at hand. For a good week+ he wasn't sleeping stressed, etc. Still being sweet to me at that point. I tried to be patient and couldn't. This is when he started being mean. He got angry that I wouldn't take his answers at face value, his reasons weren't good enough for the level of disrespect I felt it was causing. He made me feel terrible for not trusting him. It got worse and worse. In my heart of hearts, I think he consciously turned me into someone he could hate. But I don't think about that today, I just think about how he treated me, whoever he thought I was, and it was awful. I still don't know why and frankly IDGAF anymore.
I do know I stopped being able to relax or enjoy anything to do with him because I felt so disconnected, like I didn't know who I was with, why, or how I got there. Intimacy was gone. The person I liked who made me feel adored and safe was now a scary stranger. I wasn't convinced BDSM or ANAL were going to be sustainable solutions so... who the f knows. I am/was done and thoroughly disgusted all said and done.
The End.
No To be Continued. I left out A LOT of detail obviously, good and bad. But these were the glaring highlights. I was not perfect throughout this short lived 'romance', in fact, some (he) would say I was unstable, crazy, and some other things I tuned out- you get the picture. It basically went from good to bad really fast. I had a lot of questions that were never answered. I don't worry about what was or wasn't true. I might never know exactly, that's fine. I saw through it, I'm not naïve, easily manipulated, weak. I can make myself happy. He once called me damaged...I had to think a lot about that. I'm aware, I'm a born skeptic, I know what being treated really well looks like, I know what real love is and isn't and how it's supposed to feel. Wouldn't a "damaged" person put up with that sort of thing or have a tolerance to it? Or would an innocent person not consider it bad behavior? What a convenient definition of damaged you used to insult me? Maybe we just have different definitions of what a relationship is, what it feels like. Having self worth isn't being damaged. It's called being entitled and I'm fine with that.
The Moral of The Story is: Checkmate
*I do not need or want sympathy. I wanted to share because I hope someone reads this and sees how CLEAR the end should be. Forget the beginning and middle. Write a new story. For this sub I will say all hard exterior aside, a part of me wishes I could've been there and supported him unconditionally trusted etc etc. I refuse to give that part of me any acknowledgement.
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2020.11.24 07:00 Successful-Ad8773 The facts behind Indian call girls you might Don’t Know

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Types of call girls available -

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Since we can understand other people's lives, understanding the role of all indian porn company is possibly so tough. But despite of the problems, these Indian call girls took the job professionally and did it with as much love as other are doing in their 9-5 jobs and provide us the best Indian fucking girls.
There are thousands of things that are still unknown to many but the above 3 are mysteries or facts about all Indian porn companies that have not yet been discovered.

How can you find and hire a call girl in any Indian city?

Now I know many of you are eagerly waiting to know how to take an Indian girl mobile number or an escort service in any other city. So here is your answer -
To be very honest, perhaps taking escort service in Delhi or in any other city is not a difficult task but finding the real one is. As there are thousands of illegal Indian open sex com sites are available in the Internet. So to help you out in this situation, here I am sharing an amazing step-by-step process on how to find and take real girls' services in Kerala -
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  2. Visit their website one by one and read everything carefully.
  3. Choose the right site and choose the girl you like.
  4. Contact their support team for details of the discovery of the girl you are accompanying.
  5. Contact the escort using his or her girl’s phone number.
  6. Choose a meeting place and pay a fee after enjoying the service.
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Conclusion -

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2020.11.23 16:10 wanderingbilby Snapchat spam flood for 'ashleycutiebabe'

Noticed this while looking for other spammers. Dozens of posts to random subreddits, all with different accounts.
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2020.11.23 11:54 Tomas-T "Backtabber Ahoy" alternative scene - Dawn the rude

Scott: leave her alone ladies. the rats will take care of her tonight.
Dawn: really? ok fine. vote for me. but Im not going so fast! Scott, you are a traitor who throwing the challange. and stop sniff your armpit its gross! Lightning, the "sha" thing is stupid and dumb, and Jo is a girl you idiot!
Lightning: sha-what?!!!!!
Sam: Sam, you have to stop playing video games 24/7 this is an addiction. you will end up seeing the world as a pixel arcade game from the 80's!!!
Sam: but I love retro...
Dawn: Dakota, I told you to not return to the island. do you want to be a monster? this is what will happened to you: you will turn to a monster you attention seeker!
Anne Maria: LOL she roasted all of her team
Zoey: this is not funny you plastic b*tch
Anne Maria: shut up you sl*t
Mike: ladies calm down there is no reason to fight
Zoey: but I saw Mike first!
Anne Maria: and I saw Vito shirtless first and kissed him first
Dawn: for mother nature sake jsut shut you you three. you three are the worst love trinalge ever. gosh even Gwen-Duncan-Courtney made more sense than you. Mike you are a two timer jerk. I dont care if you have MPD! nobody care! I mean you have no prpoblem to tell this to the whole world in the conffesional booth but you are shy to tell it to Zoey? because of you people from Zoey's class are laugthing at her because of you! Anne Maria just shut your big mouth. the only reason you are still here its because Scott threw the challanges and the only time you lost Chris's cancelled the elimination.
Zoey: wow, it was kinda hursh
Dawn: and as for you, grow a spine and don't let a dude to control you. Olympe de gouges did not excetued just for random girl talk about a man in the conffesinal booth all the time. and your clothes has zero indie! Billie Ellish is ashemd.
Cameron: I want my bubble
Dawn: of course you want your bubble. you just talk about your stupid bubble all the time. instead of being obbsesed about your dumb bubble and call the police to arrest your mother. I mean, how a mother could even do thing like this? trapping her son inside a bubble for 16 years? its insane.
Brick: wow Dawn calm down.
Jo: soggu mcgee is right. even I would not do thing like this
Dawn: why won't you just give up and make out already? everytime you dtand next to each other I see your horny auras. you keep on undress each other in your mind. and Jo, just because you want to put some make up wont makes you a weak woman. I know you are afraid to be more girly but being girly is not a bad thing. for mother nature sake the "not like the other girls" thing should have been dead for years.
Dawn turns to the camra
Dawn: B, pleast start talking. Staci,. please stop talking.
Chris: she lost her mind. Chef, take her to the hurl of shame
Dawn: im not finished yet! you are are f*cking behind scenes. I feel this in your aura. Chef you are Dj's father! Chris you are Sierra's father! Blaineley is Junior's real mother!!!!
FEW WEEKS LATER
Dawn: guys im really sorry about how I got crazy few weeks ago. some evil spirit of a dead intern has possesed me. but Im cured
Brick: we dont mad at you. in fact you solved many problems
Jo: Yes. I began to put some make up and finally I kissed a guy
Brick: we are a couple now. and she love my pirercing in the nipple
Dawn: TMI Brick
Sam: and we got rid of Scott and we began to win many challanges
Dakota: and I heared from Chris that he wanted me to come inside the cave that full of toxic waste. I could turn into a mutant monster if I stayed on the island
Zoey: Anne Maria and I decide that Mike is not for us. we are together now
Anne Maria: being a bisexual makes the life so easy
Dawn: I never saw this in your aura
Lignting: And I became much less annoying person. I got many fans. and Im dating Billy and Intern
Dawn: this is grate
Cameron: I called child services and they arrested my mom
Mike: and my doctors cured me from my MPD. they told me I had this evil personality named Mal. now he is gone for good
Chef: and I decided to be a real father and I am very happy to have Dj as my son
Chris: Sierra and I are so happy to be a family
Dawn: so... none of you are angry?
B: of course not. since I began to talk I have find out I have a sexy voice
meanwhile in another place
Scott: Dawn ruined my life. we have to eliminate her in the next season. are you with me
Staci: yes. in fact my great great great great aunt Mel--
Scott: please shut up!!!
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2020.11.23 02:19 ThunderMcFly Asian Portrayal in French Media

Hey guys! Y'all might remember my series on media portrayal of Asians around the globe. It's been about a year since my first thread on this topic (sadly, it's now full of troll comments): /aznidentity/comments/cwvjdz/how_asians_are_portrayed_more_positively_in/
It's good to see we FINALLY have a (seemingly) proper AMWF mainstream movie (All My Life) coming out in Hollywood. Hope it does well.
That being said, I'd say this is probably a good time to check our progress and compare our representation in the Anglosphere to elsewhere such as the Francosphere. Believe it or not, despite the Francosphere being far from perfect, in contrast to the Anglosphere where Asians have always been depicted as "undesirable" nerds and threats, Europe often saw French-Asians as being more prone towards fashion and academics, which is why you'll find Asians more respected in the artsy and scientific spheres in France. French media has been historically popular around Europe and still is today, especially for romantic movies and books. Reading books is much more popular in Europe than in the USA/Anglosphere.
One famous French writer is Marguerite Duras, who presented Asian men in romantic roles in The Lover) (aka L'Amant) and Hiroshima mon amour. Anglo cultures have no equivalent. Those stories became hugely popular amongst French readers around the globe and eventually movie adaptations were made. Both films were extremely successful and both nominated for Oscars in Hollywood despite being non-Anglo (foreign) films made by French.




However, there are some important details to note. Despite both those films being eventually nominated for Oscars, they were huge successes in France but not so much in the USA. According to sources, The Lover) (1992) "was a box office success, and received mostly positive reviews from the general audience along with mostly negative reviews from American critics."
"The film was a box office success in France taking in 626,891 admissions its opening weekend, playing in a total of 229 theaters. In total the film received a total of 3,156,124 admissions in France, becoming the seventh-highest-grossing film of the year.[2]#citenote-JPBox_Office-2) The Lover grossed $4,899,194 in box office receipts in the United States when given limited release to 103 theaters.[[3]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lover(1992_film)#cite_note-Box_Office_Mojo-3)"
Looking at those facts above, it's safe to assume Americans/Anglos (compared to French/Europeans) didn't like the idea of Asian men being portrayed romantically. Quite comparable to so many other examples in Hollywood and the Anglosphere such as when Jet Li's kissing scene with Aaliyah was cut out at the end of Romeo Must Die in 2001.
“Mainstream America, for the most part, gets uncomfortable with seeing an Asian man portrayed in a sexual light,” said Gene Cajayon, a Filipino American who directed 2001’s The Debut. https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/why-jet-li-and-aaliyah-didnt-kiss-in-romeo-must-die.html/
My French friends have told me about how Asian men were really popular in France's dating scene during a time period in the 70s/80s before all the Hollywood/Anglo emasculation stereotypes took place around the late 80s/90s. One French-Asian friend told me how his uncle was a major playboy amongst French women back in the day.

Today, we have Frederic Chau, a prominent French actor who is considered handsome in France and although has gone through stereotyping, he is constantly featured with French-European women in mainstream media (pictures online, advertisements, movies, etc.) and is even married to one.
Serial (Bad) Weddings_Weddings) (aka Qu'est-ce qu'on a fait au Bon Dieu?) is a super popular romantic comedy film known by almost all French people where his AMWF relationship is a major focus. Here's the trailer: https://youtu.be/IbyLWzBLLf8
"One out of six people in France has watched this movie," says Frederic Chau. https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/arts-culture/article/1665460/postcard-paris
His other movie called Made in China stars Frederic Chau in an AMWF relationship, and was widely advertised and commercialized on almost every billboard and mainstream media in France (so far, I have yet to see that same level of advertisement for All My Life in the USA): https://youtu.be/yR8XzuoDByg
Trailer for the movie (I'd say it's comparable to The Big Sick with Kumail Nanjiani): https://youtu.be/aUemglktTHs

Moving onto the music industry in France.....

No Asian female singer in the Anglosphere has ever made anywhere near the mainstream success Anggun has made in France and around Europe.


Willy Denzey has been featured plenty in French mainstream and collaborated with several major artists such as Leslie Bourgouin) (who happens to be AMWF hapa): https://youtu.be/l2f57Urhi-U
We still have no male or female Asian-looking mainstream singer in the USA/Anglosphere on the level of Anggun or Willy Denzey in France/Europe despite the Anglosphere having way larger Asian percentages/populations.


Monsieur Nov - very talented musician who has been rising more in mainstream lately. Although he's had trouble gaining promotion in the past, I've been following him lately and he's definitely making progress in French mainstream.
Like Willy Denzey, Monsieur Nov features tons of romance with him and hot non-Asian women in his music videos which is not something we see in Anglo mainstream. I know this because I closely follow mainstream music in the Anglosphere.
Just look up MC Jin, Dumbfoundead, Rich Brian, and any notable Asian singerapper trying to break mostly/only through the Anglosphere. You'll see how they're all stuck mostly in Asian niches and not often featured in romance with women (let alone, non-Asian women). They're also not featured on VEVO or mainstream music services. They have to rely on 88rising and mostly other Asians to gain support, which is cool, but definitely "racially pigeonholes" in regards to breaking into mainstream (without racial stereotypes) compared to those French-Asian artists mentioned above who are consistently featured with non-Asians and don't have much trouble gaining support from people regardless of race. That's a sign that they have an easier time being accepted by other races in France.
Although I'm no expert in this area, I've been told that contrary to the Anglosphere countries, relationships in Western European countries (such as France) was not only about importing factory workers and colonizing, but also having Asian writers/philosophers/politicians taking part even before the French Revolution.
TL;DR I would say our social status/acceptance in France is overall better than in the Anglosphere, but I still don't think it's as good compared to our social status in the Caribbean, Latin America, Eastern Europe and maybe even the Middle East or Africa.
Based on my past experiences, I can confidently say French women have been far more open to dating me and other Asian men I knew compared to Anglo women. I've heard many similar experiences from Asian men saying they've had better luck with Francophone women in Western Europe or even in Quebec (French-speaking region of Canada) compared to the Anglosphere.
Any AM bros here can comment on their experiences. Feel free to add or provide feedback on this thread too.
Also, if you're interested, check out my past threads on Asian status/representation in the Caribbean, Latin America (article on Uruguay), and Russia/ex-Soviet Union (post about Viktor Tsoi, the father of Soviet rock).
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2020.11.22 21:23 Dono_the_cleric 2nd random job board (from my tiktok subscribers)

If there isn't an @ next to it its one I added to the chart have fun with your wired random adventures.
Job board d100 chart #2
1- @bastionpupperz:help escort the amnesiatic necromancer back to their retirement home
2- @thedmjoel:Angry Imp stuck in my basement. Please remove. Don't break anything. (It's really a drunk goblin that's painted red and slippery cause paint is wet)
3- @adammmeredith:Island Gone Missing: Please Help. I want to go home. (The island is a Zaratan from Tome of Beasts)
4- @colinstimetobake:One woman show: TONIGHT ONLY- at the docks. plot twist it’s a siren obsessed with the little mermaid and only sings under the sea.
5- @xwilderx2002:GREETINGS! My cat has gone missing. She is especially hard to find, so be careful! I lost her while on a stroll on the northernmost hillside! Thx!
6- @lawfullyblind:a bounty letter for 100 gp for any information on who stole a potato from a local farmer
7- @jaythefayofficial:Lonely Patron Looking For The One: Must be willing to handle a long... hard... 66 years of service.
8- @forgeandfleece:Dragon scales. Form a live or dead dragon.
9- @mrrenard:Possessed knife-wielding chicken is holding my family hostage. Any amount of gold, just get the thing out of my house!!
10- @epickaos98:500 GOLD .remove wild magic zone 300 GOLD .cursed monk killer strikes again 100 GOLD .living weapon searching for partner
11- @darkcyril1138:Two bards are playing outside my house all night. Please make them stop. Or at least teach them how to play.
12- big ass gators in my backyard pond, they took my dog bring back the gators head for my revenge. Also bring me back my dog.
13- @asheraven2166:Lost my brother in the woods while camping please bring him back. (turns out their brother is a talking skull that he dropped)
14- @dreadedpiraterobear:PLEASE HELP: I've been cursed. I've tried cleaning my house, but everything I clean gets dirtier.
15- @thatchick009:Please help my elf friend get a date! She lonely and needs help!
16- @zenimustail:“Please help, local troll stole my cat to eat”
17- @bsbc0splays:A fey that wants a lich lover
18- @slicktheclown:Need the fifth eyestalk of a Beholder. Not the first, not the 6th, the FIFTH. And the next smartarse who brings me all of them is getting incinerated!
19- @ismaelmendez108:quest to defeat dragon. but its really a lizardfolk with good intimidation.
20- @drmalakai:rescue pet cat from a tree. (Cat happens to be a displacer beast)
21- @dray9509:A young girl has a messily written quest asking to help find her pet, she makes it seem like a cute puppy..its really a dire wolf.
22- @1asarti1:The salamancer is requesting for someone to hunt his arch enemy the newtromancer reward is 1gp
23- @virtus1414:"Need help collecting various items for new home *By replying to this notice you are in no way bound to a contractual agreement." -Just a chill guy who needs help running errands. -Doesnt explain why all the items PCs collect are extermely occultic
24- @yatashimajere:“Lost my penny’s in the woods need strong adventuress to help me find them.... they are rare - reword is one of the penny’s”
25- @necreth: collect deathkiss blood for spell components no killing. medicine checks to use special syringes.
26- @dr.marcon:Farmer needs a "perfectly normal ladder" retrieved from his orchard. no one dares get close to it. DC 15 Wisdom save to approach it.
27- @transwitchbitch:A request to find and kill a specific goose that lays in a cave outside the city. it is a very terrible goose.
28- @jonathansuttles0:Help: My baby beholder shrank my kids
29- @dannybee76:My neighbors will not stop trying to one-up each other with lawn decorations, and I cannot sleep because of the noise. make it look like an accident.
30- @the_malarksist:HEWP WIF GOBINSES. a local group of kobolds are requesting help dealing with what they think are goblins, but are drow setting up to attack a town
31- @joanautumns:My crush is amazing, but I don't know how to approach her. Please pretend to attack her so I can swoop in and she'll fall in love and get married
32- @the_malarksist:FREE SISTRR my name is neyn, my sister is mean and please take her away. shes probably delicious. (Nyen, an orc, is luring adventurers for gear)
33- @armyalcoholic:Roach infested basement. BIG ONES
34- @the_malarksist:RATS IN MY BASEMENT. npc has been hearing rats in their basement, only there is no basement. the second theory players come up with is true.
35- @weekendwarrior117:Missing golden cat.......it’s a sphinx
36- @voiceoverguybrian:it has come to the attention of the merchants guild that someone in town is actually 3 kobolds in a trenchcoat, these duplicitous crettens must be stopped any solid evidence should be brought to the chamber of commerce forth with.
[email protected]:Golem lost. Help Golem home. Golem pay gold.
38- @barronjonathan722:my cabbage cart keeps getting destroyed by a teenage monk and his friends plese stop him
39- @rustedsabre:"Gnimle wants adventures to get treasure. lots of treasure. come gnoblin cave. not goblin. no goblins here. Just treasure!"
40- @moonlitgrass:Cat herder needed. Posted by elderly business owner who brings a horde of cats to local houses to remove mice.
41- @caramel1114:help an old woman carry her jug full of coppers to the bank so she can cash them in.
42- @barronjonathan722:(from a former bard) to help get his lucky coat back from his ex which is a ___(insert sexy monster here)
43- @volcanoninja97:local necromancer lost his skeleton. skeleton is docile and listens to instructions. party must bring skeleton back in good condition pays okay
44- @shadowgamer3227:Need 4-6+ brave men/women to scratch my domesticated hydra’s many necks so it doesn’t get cranky
45- @thecontentpermadm:A serious one to fill out the board. Wolves have been stealing sheep and a lot of them, daily. They leave an obvious trail but nobody has return
46- @sandypanda:There’s are 50 cats in the town and the poster is convinced that no one owns a car and he thinks there an uprising that’s about to begin (he’s right)
47- @rcjoleary:Help getting cat out of a tree. Plot twist customer and cat are a Druid couple.
48- @knightlyduck:Low level - Investigate a string of thefts. Of undergarments. 😂
49- @davidhall465:A old hag lost her walk house? (Inspired by baga yaga) or a old wizard lost his spellbook in a library filled with book mimics.
50- @forgottencampaign:Need help wrangling prized chickens. (Chickens = giant eagles w/o flying speed) chickens can’t be harmed and spook easily and are aggressive.
51- @jetstarkobrakid:Lost friend: turned into potted plant, details below.
52- @creepingzombie:Please help me find my son! He is a dragonborn child with strange scales! (The client is three kobolds in a cloak looking for their friend)
53- @theforestnymph:raving chicken that kills other chickens and uses the bones as weapons
54- @kxm102003:BREAK MY ROCK: COME OVER HERE AND BREAK MY ROCK (the rock is secretly a golem)
55- @zachicardi:Collect kobold ear wax for its amazing medicinal properties.
56- @zachicardi:Collect wild honey. Seams easy. But the honey is found in hives built in certain trees at least 100 feet off the ground by a species of giant bee.
57- @stophonhaze:Horns women. Will pay for Mindflayer Partner(s).
58- @projectvalkyrie:I will pay YOU to take this Cursed Dagger. it keeps telling me the date of my death. I buried it and it came back.
59- @damian_the_fighter:a pair of skeleton Brothers keep trapping and feeding a town of humans very bad spaghetti. Although outside of that they seem very friendly and always let the humans out the next day
60- @sillysayo:I’m trying to grow a forest of my own trolls. Can you get me 10 troll pieces. The bigger the pieces the more your pay
61- @poweredthunderthighs:cursed Candy Castle popped up just outside of town. attention all passing adventures! Waves of 🍭 monsters are plaguing us. it's really inconvenient
62- @itsdangeroustogoalone:"HELP! Me wife got stuck arms deep in our cow, who then ran off with her."
63- @conspiracies.and.stuff:I need the head of a hag that lives in the forest. she has been coming onto my farm and slaughtering my livestock
64- @dovahkiin44:Fetch quest: an alchemist needs 15 Red Dragon Scales for their potion experiment.
65- @aedintsk:My owl shifted into a lady! I need a magic user to change her back!
66- @fuego0213:A little girls rubber ducky is lost. A wealthy family is paying good money for it to be returned. It’s easy to find but possessed by a demon.
67- @the._.electrician:Babies of all species have been temporarily going missing at night, then returning where they were three days later unscathed…
68- @dumbgeon_master:“Fight me.” -Kyle, human
69- @zogdisnow:Hello Reader! my aunt is in need of a baby sitter for her 4 sons and 1 daughter, while she is out to a ball in the neighbor city (name) take care
70- @morbidaeolic:Kill monkeys. Like...30 monkeys. And retrieve all of their hearts and return them to me.
71- @vgrouby:my ex killed my cat. Mildly inconvince them as much as possible for 8 hrs.
72- @levyforbess:help! my potatoes field is haunted. nothing will grow! it has to be ghosts! (they havn't actually planted anything)
73- @ameliamay93:Dear Adventurers I require 10 left shoes of various sizes. Just the left ones should there be a right shoe it decreases your pay. 50gp
74- @hatahhornbeard:Help Wanted: A Murderhobo Warforged Barbarian and Drow Owner is on a rampage killing the innocent. Stop the threat.
75- @josephineanimates:DJ Lich is having rave and needs adventures to as guards to stop other adventures from ruining his party
76- @bishopmemes:URGENT REQUEST: Earth elementals blocking trade road (they're tiny elementals that keep stacking rocks in the way when people aren't around)
77- @designerwookie:badger keeps harassing me and breaks my beehives. please help.
78- @benevolentdm:hive of bees the size of volkswagens in a farmer's barn. they are pretty docile but they dont want to leave because of a grove of giant flowers
79- @tbonemcgeethethird:WE REQUIRE... A SHRUBBERY! AND A SECOND! Planted next to the first, so there's a little path…
80- @herblueness:Dwarven bartender needs brave volunteers to test his "new brews and mixed drinks." que Dwhatever for misc. drink and effects.
81- @no_one_twt:I need help getting eggs (warning harder then sound their dragon egg DM picks color and how many but the party don't found out till they get there)
82- @travelersstories:Looking for handsome and beautiful adventurers to escort me to a fey party. I am located in the bog. Yes I am a Bog witch.
83- @ace.of.raids1:accidently lost my glasses in a pocket dimension full of random junk
84- @seekersstudio:Hi! I'm leaving town for a few days for business, and need help babysitting my pets. They are well trained, loving Owlbears. 3 adults and 2 children
85- @z_average_guy:I'm looking for a large horse that's been wandering the forest! this horse is a kelpie willing to aid the group for a price, exotic flesh.
86- @alifervonkale:a hastily drawn note that says "help I have angered the squirrels" and nothing else
87- @night_owl_707:"Looking for a bard to learn from. Teach me your ways."
88- @srgtwolf:local lord/lady requesting adventurers to gather a rare fruit from nearby mountain (guarded by monsters) (fairy tale tribute).
89- @weelyfactoids:transportation of Yeti's milk from the neighboring city.
90- @tombob9.5:Request for manticore spines preferably with barbs still attached. Also if available will buy the venom sac if intact.
91- @tigerkricket:sewer cleaning
92- @stevenross70: Request for information on bear fighting rings.
93- @gwphoenixsam:Looking for possessed beaver named Kevin, May be trapped Druid.
94- @phalos:help my beast breading farm requires help when they go the farm to help the person running the farm is a gnome and the beasts are large/huge monsters
95- @andrewjones4353:3 kobolds in a trenchcoat robbing people in the park
96- @gadzooks63:clean out the local outhouse reward is what ever they can find.
97- @kronosbg:House haunted?! Furniture keeps appearing and disappearing. Pet has gone missing. Food goes missing as well. Need help.
98- @kalyshastarling:Lost donkey, answers to the name Candace. 2,000 gold reward. Dead or alive. (The donkey ate a rare magical item and then mysteriously disappeared)
99- @sur_duck:a bunch of pixies are turning a local farmers pumpkins too big for use and are using them as homes
100- @twistede13:REWARD! Any who have information or know whereabouts of suspect to the Werebear Attack out by Ironleaf Outpost. Please inquire the Guild!!
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2020.11.20 07:23 Successful-Ad8773 The finest ways of Hiring a call girl in Delhi

The finest ways of Hiring a call girl in Delhi
If you are wasting your time in search of call girls offline in Delhi and in the end get nothing. Here in this blog, I am sharing the best ways of hiring a top class call girl in Delhi without much effort
Escort services are gaining popularity day by day as more people make it a habit to relieve daily stress and many people also hire Indian hot girls to omit loneliness from their life. Day by day our generation is developing and thereby the demand for girls is increasing. In comparison to the past, now it is quite difficult to find a genuine call girl.
We often spent hours in search of a female escort but ended up with nothing, the solution to this problem is written in this blog, it will help you out finding the best fucking girl in India in almost any city you are living.

What is a female escort service?

Basically a female escorts a lady whom we hire to do sexual intercourse and in return, we offer her the charge for their service. These Indian girls are experienced and know how to seduce you and fulfill your fantasies. They are professional and know exactly how to satisfy their clients in the bed.

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First of all, a person wants to hire a callgirl when he sees adult content or a sexy girl. He exactly wants sexy and bold figured girls to satisfy him. They expect the girls to be very good in bed so as to avail the best experience of Indian girls sex. Also, they want a girl to share personal feelings and simply talk with them to pass the boredom and sad times.

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There are many complexes related to hiring fucking girls newcomers may face it while hiring the best call girl in Delhi. He may face several problems while hiring also after the hiring. So you need to know all the problems related to this and after finding the answers go for the hiring.
In search of an Independent Indian escort, many people waste their time. In Delhi finding an Independent girl is too hard and risky too. Many girls in this profession hide their identity as they are living in a society and it makes it harder to find them.

The solutions to this problem are:

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Agencies are the best option for you if you are looking for call girls in Delhi. All girls registering in agencies are genuine and real. You will find top class Indian escorts with all the details. You can talk with the agencies and clear all your doubts before hiring.
The risks after hiring callgirls from agencies are almost zero. Make sure to discuss all the important factors like the timing the costs and staying facilities with the respective agency so that you experience a great Indian girl sex.

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The second simple way of searching and hiring female escorts is to find and join their networks like Forum, Groups, Pages. As it is an easy way of interacting with call girls in Delhi or in any other city. By doing this you’ll gain a sure shot chance of ending up with hiring the best and perfect girl for yourself.

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It is one of the simple and easy ways of taking an escort service without exposing yourself on the Internet or in any forum you can simply take the help of people who are already taking the escort service several times. As they can give you some communication details and share ideas about call girls they already hired and slept with.
If your friends have been hiring escorts, they must have the call girls number and also can suggest you the better one and share their experience so that you’ll not make the same mistake that they have made.

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It is one of the best dating sites you’ll find on the Internet. Top class Delhi girls are present here you can hire any one of your choices with a few easy steps. Escort service India is a trusted site and a lot of people hire from this site.
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Hire from an agency is way easier than hiring from yourself. Many paper works are done by these agencies to make your work easier.

If you are hiring from agencies then the steps to hire are:

● First of all, make a list of dating sites by searching for escort girl near me in your browser.
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● Choose an escort of your choice and take out the contact details to their related agency.
● Contact the agency and fix your appointment with the girl through the phone.
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Lastly, I hope you must have cleared all your doubts about what are the best ways to hire a Delhi call girl. It is really an easy process if you find a genuine site. Getting desi girl sex is the desire of many people in India, so to entertain that Escort Service India provides you the best service. visit once to know more.
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2020.11.20 04:06 Krymestone My Top 15 Supernatural Episodes

I concocted this a few weeks ago and I’m just a nobody fan but I wanted to put this here anyway. Get ready for a long post...
My Top 15 Supernatural Episodes
This was an incredibly hard list to compile. Not just because of how many episodes there are, and how many years and great characters--there are just so many episodes with so many great characters it’s hard to choose which would be the best 15. That’s impossible for me, so I’m just choosing my 15 favorite episodes. The ones I can always go back and re-watch, with no problem. You may disagree with the choices, the order, but that’s OK. You can always make your own list. In the meantime, grab a six pack, some burgers, fire up the classic rock, and kick back. And if you’re like Sam…a salad will do.
15. “Wendigo” (S1 E2)
For me, for some reason, every time I think of “Supernatural”, the “Wendigo” episode comes to mind. Maybe it’s because it’s the first episode that resonated for me. It certainly resonated for Sam Winchester, who cites the encounter with this creature much later on in the show (“Remember when we were just hunting Wendigos?”, from “Two Minutes to Midnight”). It’s a fun episode, very early “X-Files” like and reinforces the “Monster of the Week” trope that became so popular in shows like this. Still searching for their dad, they follow coordinates that lead them to Blackwater Ridge, a popular camping site where campers are being hunted and killed by a Wendigo. Sam and Dean team up with a family and a guide to find a missing brother. As much as I admired the pilot (and did actually watch it when it premiered back in 2005), it is this episode that usually gets the most re-watches. Of course, Sam’s reminiscing about this particular time was because it was simpler, innocent times. It was when the show was young enough to be unaware of what lies ahead. For me, this was the real “starting point” of the show.
14. “Fan Fiction” (S10 E5)
Normally, and nearly always, I roll my eyes when there’s a “musical” episode on the horizon of a TV show. It’s been done to death, and just because it had been done well (“Buffy”, of course), doesn’t mean it needed to be done by every show. Well, “Supernatural” did about as good a job you could with this because they had fun with it. And it was a fun episode. It was nice to see another meta episode handle the in-jokes well. I like that the whole cast was female, and I liked seeing Dean get into it. Sam and Dean investigate the disappearance of a teacher at a high school, and find out that the school is putting on a production of…“Supernatural”, complete with all the main characters, situations, and references to their previous adventures. While the musical continues in production, Sam and Dean investigate and Sam realizes that their “monster” (reference to MOTW) is a Muse, Calliope. The best part, for me, was the ensemble singing an a cappella rendition of “Carry On My Wayward Son”, the season finale intro sequence.
13. “Heart” (S2 E17)
This episode surprised me. I didn’t expect to get emotionally involved in a one-off the way that I did. Here we have Sam falling for a woman, for the first time since he lost his true love Jessica. But there’s a catch, of course, and it winds up being a pretty serious one. Especially, how they have to end things. I mean, we couldn’t have Sam riding into the sunset with a squeeze, right? That would be too nice. Unfortunately, Madison, the love interest, turns out to be a werewolf, and Sam has to make the ultimate decision on whether to protect her from herself, or slay her himself. The use of Queensryche’s “Silent Lucidity” is what makes this episode powerful though. I mean, the show is renowned for its soundtrack through the years. But you’ll never hear this song the same way when you see those single tears…
12. “Lebanon” (S14 E13)
John Winchester. That’s why this one‘s in here. I’m a huge fan of reunions and this was as close to a cast reunion you could get to, for the Family Winchester. The rest of the episode is pretty unremarkable, which is why this one is listed so low. I absolutely loved the scenes with the Winchesters sharing a meal and drinks, good times. But the subplot of the teenagers (Stacy and Max) stealing the Impala, the John Wayne Gacy ghost, just feels like it should have been its own story--but one that’s already been done before. So it was kind of shoehorned in, to pad out the rest of the episode. What’s unfortunate about that is that it wasn’t necessary. The power those few scenes had with John telling his sons how proud he was of them, and he and Mary getting to be together again, could have been its own whole episode. So while this is also a criticism of a bigger missed opportunity, it still stands as one of the most memorable moments in “Supernatural” history. I love “gangs-all-here” sentiments, and this one brings it.
11. “Time After Time After Time” (S7 E12)
Another thing that I loved about “Supernatural” is how closely related it was to “The X-Files”, one of my all-time favorite shows (for the first 5 or so seasons anyway). Not only in thematic and structural ways, but also the people making it. This show brought over veterans like John Shiban and Kim Manners (until his passing), and made references to the show a lot. It also brought over actors like Mitch Pileggi and one of my personal favorites, Nicholas Lea. Lea was famous for playing Alex Krycek in “The X-Files”, a nemesis of Fox Mulder’s and one of the best villains during that period of television. In this episode, Dean is brought back into the 1940’s to get the help of Elliot Ness, played by Lea. Ness turns out to be a hunter himself, and he and Dean team up to stop Chronos, a time-god. The idea of Dean getting to live in the 40’s is amusing, and it’s fun to see Jensen and Lea have some fun screen time together. For Lea’s part, he’s good as Ness. It’s a joy to watch, and it’s always on my mind as a re-watch whenever revving up the “Supernatural” episodes.
10. “Baby” (S11 E4)
At some point during the run of the show, I know many fans would think of this as a great idea for an episode. The ‘67 Chevy Impala essentially became a character itself; because of Dean’s obsessive nature toward it, and because of its history with the show. It was basically General Lee from “Dukes of Hazzard”. So this episode gives fan service to that, and literally gives us an episode from the perspective of Baby, the Impala. In order to keep the perspective going without being too conspicuous, the car sees a lot of action. It even gets temporarily “stolen” (unbeknownst to Dean, thankfully). The episode is also a monster-of-the-week with this one being a nachzehrer (say that five times fast), and features a lesson in numismatics, that we stopped using copper for pennies after 1982. There’s some great gory moments in this one, and some humor involving Castiel being made to watch Netflix. The Baby gimmick could have petered out quickly and become more of a distraction (such as “Bitten”); but this works delightfully, and ends on a high note with the Brothers Winchester singing “Night Moves” together. Because, as Dean confirms, everything is a Bob Seger song.
9. “Bad Day at Black Rock” (S3 E3)
Another fun episode in which Sam & Dean are trying to stave off a good-luck curse in the form of a rabbit’s foot that their father had kept locked away. It gets stolen by two incompetent thieves who turn out to be hired by Bela (a recurring villainess). The episode starts getting good when Sam retrieves the foot from the thieves, accidentally touching it, and possessing a streak of good luck. When he loses it, his luck becomes the complete opposite--dangerously so, as you inevitably die (as proven by the dimwitted thieves). Dean also gets a turn with it, playing the lotto so he’ll win a bunch of cash. It becomes about as caperish as you could get, with everyone vying for this good luck charm that you literally have to keep on you, or else you’ve got a date with death. One of my favorite lines, maybe from any episode, is when Sam just sadly walks up to Dean and simply says, “I lost a shoe.”
8. “Just My Imagination” (S11 E8)
I didn’t expect to like this episode at all. I knew Nate Torrence from various TV ads he was doing years ago, and I just couldn’t stand him. But not only did my feelings toward him change, they changed hard. I loved his performance as Sully, Sam’s imaginary friend, and his importance to Sam’s childhood and maturity. During Sam’s childhood, Sully tried to help him accept himself and his decisions. Ultimately of course, Sam abandons Sully (after promising they’d run away together), in order to join his family. Sully never holds it against him, but understands and lets Sam go. In the present tense, Sam and Dean essentially travel into the Drop Dead Fred World (and do a much better job with imaginary friends than that movie did). But there’s something more profound to this episode, and that’s the antagonist, who is connected to Sully. Somewhere in Sully’s past, there was a tragic accident that he is blamed for. In the end, things get resolved to a very heartwarming and even emotional level. And inside my head I apologized for any bad thing I ever thought or said about Nate Torrence. I’m sure somewhere Sully is forgiving me.
7. “A Very Supernatural Christmas” (S3 E8)
This has become as classic to me, and as must-watch-during-the-holidays as “A Charlie Brown Christmas”. It’s a decent MOTW episode, but it also has heart. It’s the episode Sam gives Dean the famous amulet necklace.
It revolves around a “killer Santa” (a Krampus reference!) that turns out to be a pagan god that Sam & Dean have to stop. Throughout the episode, we get flashbacks to their childhood on a Christmas Eve in which Sam waits for his father, and he never comes. It’s sort of a parallel for when kids find out Santa isn’t real--in this case, it’s his dad not coming through for him and being there for him (something Sam struggles with throughout the show). The surprise Christmas Sam has for Dean is a heartwarming touch, and it ends with a really nice moment the two can share together--a real Christmas. Of course, the backdrop to this is that it might be Dean’s last Christmas since he is on the back end of his Demon Deal that gave him only one year to live. Still, for this little Hallmark moment, we can enjoy the two of them enjoying Christmas.
6. “After School Special” (S4 E13)
I want to make a special mention of the actor Colin Ford, who plays the young Sam Winchester from a kid into adolescence in various episodes. He was in the previously mentioned “Christmas” episode, and “Just My Imagination”, and here he really shines as Sam as both he and Dean revisit a high school--one of many--that they attended during their nomadic lives. For Sam, it’s a bit nostalgic as he made a friend, and somewhat impressed his teacher. He also fights a bully, one who may be haunting the area again. Sam defended his friend, Barry, who has a tragic end following high school. It didn’t get much better for the bully, Dirk, who Sam learns was himself a troubled kid who had it rough. His family was poor, and he didn’t know how to handle his anger. It showed the side of bullies we often don’t see--we always want to see them get theirs, and rarely get a glimpse into what makes them what they are. Meanwhile, Dean revisiting his past just reveals his inability to really relate to anyone--he just tries to woo girls and skip school. Be a misfit. In the end, it’s Sam who winds up looking like the more mature kid that handled high school better than Dean did. He had a lot of soul searching to do, and wasn’t anywhere near able to do so. It’s a sweet episode, especially with Sam getting to reconnect with his teacher, however briefly. And again, it really sticks out thanks to Colin Ford’s effortless portrayal as Sam--and man if he doesn’t exactly resemble what Sam would’ve looked like at that age.
5. “Changing Channels” (S5 E8)
Whatever your own “Supernatural” list is, if this episode isn’t in your Top 5, you need to rethink your list. This has to be one of the most consistently funny hours of TV of all time. Throwing Sam and Dean into commercials, medical drama and CSI schlock, and a Japanese gameshow, is a real blast. And, featuring one of my favorite “villains” (who later becomes somewhat of a hero), Loki. They have to take it seriously and play it straight…that means digging into the world of “Dr. Sexy M.D.” (which Dean knows more than he should about), Sam admitting he has herpes in an ad, and having to speak Japanese in order to play the game show. Either way, it seems, that Loki the Trickster will keep them trapped. Speaking of which, there’s a pretty serious reveal at the end of this episode that changes the whole tone and makes this episode that much more special. This show has a lot of meta episodes, and a lot more funny episodes than a horror-based show probably should have; but for some reason, these are usually the best episodes. It’s fun to see Sam and Dean have to go through these crazy things while keeping a straight face. And if it weren’t for the hours of hilarious outtakes videos out there, I would’ve really pushed for an outtakes episode. But, speaking of being meta about the show itself…we’ll get to that a little later.
4. “Abandon All Hope (S5 E10)
Talk about a gut punch. This episode has two major deaths that really deal a blow to the psyche. This episode revolves around stopping Lucifer, with the help of everybody’s favorite villain-that-we-love, Crowley. The boys hatch a plan with him to stop Lucifer from continuing the ensuing Apocalypse. But things go south, like they always do, and the mother-daughter hunters Ellen and Jo (one a love interest for Bobby Singer and the other a sister-he-never-had to Dean), wind up in a precarious situation that could mean the end for them. I loved the gang of Bobby, Dean, Sam, Ellen, and Jo; I think you‘d be hard-pressed to find a fan of the show that didn‘t revel in their camaraderie. They gelled nicely. And although we did lose a lot of other great characters through the years (Charlie, Kevin, and of course Bobby himself), we didn’t face losing 2 at one time like we do here. It’s a one-two punch of a mother and a daughter, and a relationship and bond that was extremely strong and loving. It feels so empty after losing them, that the title really hits home. It’s one of their most dramatically effective episodes, because the stakes are at their highest.
3. “The End” (S5 E4)
The 5th season of “Supernatural”, at one point, was going to be the final season. And they certainly made inroads to make sure that was going to happen. The story surrounding the season was the Apocalypse, as mentioned in my #4, and by all accounts, it was going down. And it was going to be real explosive, and devastating. At this point in the season, Dean still believes that there’s “another way” (to Sam & Dean, this phrase is their calling card), without being involved with the Angels, who want Dean to be Michael’s vessel. Sam is prophesized to be Lucifer’s vessel. So, Dean tries to defect; Zachariah, the Angel (played by the sniveling prick in “Ghostbusters II”, Kurt Fuller) sends Dean 5 years into the future, at the specific date that Dean and Sam “fight” as Michael and Lucifer. Dean finds himself with another pack, also lead by Dean (Future Dean), who has lost hope because…Sam is now Lucifer after all. He tells Our Time Dean that he tried everything, and thought he could beat it, and every time…it came to this. There’s nothing anyone can do but watch it happen. This episode contains some laughs as well as real dramatic tension, especially as seeing Lucifer possessing Sam, and killing Future Dean right in front of Present Day Dean’s face. The biggest laughs come from Future Castiel, who has abandoned being an Angel and lives as a hedonistic hippie, doing drugs and having orgy sex. It’s so against-type of Castiel’s character, it’s a legendary moment in the canon. And I’m sure actor Misha Collins got to have a lot of fun doing it.
2. “The French Mistake” (S6 E15)
By this point, I have to mention that one of the best writers of the show was Ben Edlund. As just a small piece of evidence, this episode, plus the two previous on this list, are all written by him. He is most famously known for creating every iteration of “The Tick”, and shows his comedic chops as well as his depth as a dramatic writer. Here, though, is probably his masterpiece. “The French Mistake” is the episode I think any “Supernatural” fan might say is their favorite. It’s the one that puts Sam and Dean…playing Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles, in an alternate universe, in which they hate each other and put on this show called “Supernatural”…and their director’s name…is Bobby Singer (in reality, it’s Robert Singer, but it’s made to make a joke obviously). Sam and Dean are thrown into this universe by Balthazar to protect them against Raphael, who is coming after them. They have to learn how to act as Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki, because Sam and Dean are just characters. Like “Purple Rose of Cairo”, the characters play the actors of the characters. Jared is married to Sam’s Ruby (which is true in real life as well), to the dismay of Dean. But they’re both pretty wealthy. The bad news is, they can’t act. So watching them push through a scene is hilarious, and brings out their comic chops (which sometimes don’t get enough credit). Also a kudos to Misha Collins, who plays himself as an obsessive social media magnet, calling his fans “Misha Migos”. It’s an all-around classic, and it’s probably on most people’s Top 10 Lists as #1...but I’ve got another favorite, that came way later in the show but it defines it for me perfectly.
1. “Scoobynatural” (S13 E16)
In some ways, “Supernatural” is “Scooby Doo”. And there have been little jokes here and there about that. Well, here we get the full Scooby treatment with an episode nearly entirely animated in the style of a “Scooby Doo” episode. Dean buys a TV from a pawn shop and sets it up, only to get sucked into the TV itself, while watching the show. Sam joins him, followed by Castiel later. Dean is a total Scooby fan boy so when he realizes he’s in a cartoon, he’s loving it. Sam is less pleased, but plays along. The Scooby gang is perfectly voiced, and their characters are extremely true to the original show. Of course they get caught up in a mystery that involves a ghost and an old house. But that’s not all--there might be a real ghost, even though Velma keeps trying to chide everybody that ghosts don’t exist. One of the funnier running jokes is also Velma trying not to show how attracted to Sam she is. There are some great gags like Dean showing Sam how many sandwiches he can fit into his mouth, and Castiel being teamed up with Shaggy and Scooby. It’s also fun to watch Dean try to put the moves on Daphne, who is completely oblivious to any kind of sexual tension. I think the episode accentuates what is so lovable about the show--it can be very cartoonish and animated in its own right, even as live action entertainment. Putting it in the Scooby Doo universe just adds to the fun. It’s parody as well as homage, to both “Supernatural” and “Scooby Doo”. The fact that it pulls this off so well is why it’s my number one favorite episode.
For fifteen years, the show has done it all, and it’s sad to see it go: but it’s not being rushed, or forced out. The writers and actors have been allowed to go at their pace, and that has paid off greatly. Maybe after this finale is over, there might be a shift in my list down the road. But for now, I think this will suffice.
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2020.11.18 06:07 r2002 NIO teases mass production of "most advanced" autonomous driving system

Most of you already know NIO delivered strong performance. But here are some key points raised in transcript that I don't see mentioned in articles:
 
🚀 The Key R&D Focus
 
We are accelerating the development of the second-generation technology platform NT 2.0. The core of NT 2.0 is industry-leading mass production autonomous driving system (ADS). We will share more details of NT 2.0 at NIO Day 2020.
 
During the Q&A session, NIO said the mass production of the ADS system is their highest R&D priority. They are focusing on making it "in-house", "full stack" and "scalable."
They didn't want to talk too much about this and teased that it will be a key reveal in their early 2021 NIO Day announcement. However, they did leave this teaser:
 
we should be able to provide the most advanced chipset with the best performance in the industry.
 
I'm very excited about this since the global auto taxi market could be over $100 billion..
 
🚀 Is Tesla Price Cuts Going to Hurt NIO?
 
NIO responded that:
 
That last bullet about about Tesla's popularity being good for NIO sounds a bit like BULLSHIT -- it's like saying my wife dating her trainer gets her hornier for sex with me. However, Deutsch Bank analyst Edison Yu agrees:
 
A second argument, which Yu admits might appear “counter intuitive,” is based on Tesla’s “halo effect.” The success of the rival’s made-in-China Model 3 has actually “boosted overall consumer interest in BEVs and attracted buyers who were likely not considering an electric vehicle in the past.”
 
Yu also agrees that "true market share losers will ultimately be incumbent ICE vehicles, not comparable EVs"
 
🚀 BAAS
 
New users are signing up for BAAS at a rate of 35% NIO sees that as good momentum and a proof that their battery as a service model will work very well in the future.
 
🚀 Next models
 
Next two new products are both sedans built on the NT 2.0 system.
 
🚀 Going Global
 
NIO said they have concrete plans to target a EU launch in second half of 2021. They see themselves as a premium global brand and will be challenging premium luxury carmakers in other countries.
 
🚀 Community Enthusiasm
 
As our user base continues to expand, the new user community is becoming ever more vibrant. November marks the second anniversary of New User Volunteer initiative. As of November 10th, 2020, there are 3,101 user volunteers from 118 cities. They take it upon themselves to promote new and contribute it to the community at the showroom, auto shows, live streaming platform, delivery centers and NIO Day. Users trust and support have always been the biggest motivation for NIO to do more and be better.
 
Source: Transcript. Video.
TL;DR Nio not worried about Tesla's lower-priced entries. On NIO day they are going to announce a game-changing ADS that will blow people away.
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2020.11.17 09:56 BlueFishcake Sexy Space Babes: Chapter One

He’d thought about punching a Shil’vati.
Who hadn’t?
Not only had the aliens conquered Earth with almost trivial ease, the seven-foot purple amazons also had the audacity to start running the planet better than Humanity ever had. Homelessness was down across the board. Cancer was a thing of the past. Global warming? Forget about it. Sure, there were hotspots across the world where the Resistance was still fighting the good fight, but for most ordinary folks living in the cities, life was much improved.
With that in mind, out of a mix of good old American freedom loving outrage and sheer human doggedness, Jason had occasionally considered planting a good right hook into the stupid smug face of the Imperial marine who manned the checkpoint he passed each day on his way to university.
He thought about it in much the same way a person might occasionally consider tripping a passing jogger or nudging their car up onto the curb. An errant ‘what if?’ that they’d never really act upon.
Which was why he was so surprised as he watched a video of himself brawling with an off-duty Shil’vati, a small crowd of enthusiastic humans cheering in the bar behind them as he went blow for blow with the massive alien. The video was helpfully titled ‘Drunk Dude PWNS Purp’ and Jason was equally alarmed to note that it had already received twelve million views.
Suddenly his hangover didn’t seem quite so pressing as he glanced up from the Omni-Slate to the imposing figure of the Shil’vati marine holding it.
“I believe we have something to talk about,” she said in her native language, her tusked maw formed into a predatory grin as she loomed in the doorway of his apartment.
“Y-yes, I think we do,” he responded in passable Shil’vati, slowly lowering the melting bag of ice he’d had pressed to his head when he opened the door. “Do you want to come in?”
She nodded, stepping inside as she reattached the omni-Pad back to her belt. Jason watched her go before turning to shut the door, glancing around to make sure no one had seen her come in. The last thing he needed to do was get labeled as a Purp lover. The ‘war’ was only six years ago, and while the aliens themselves might have been pretty safe from human retaliation around here, those humans who were seen to be too close to them definitely weren’t.
“So,” he said, turning to the alien who was shamelessly looking around his apartment. “How much trouble am I in?”
He was too hungover to dance around the subject, so he figured it was better to just rip the band-aid off now. Whatever happened next wasn’t going to be fun, but given that he’d been woken up by a single alien knocking on his door, rather than an Imperial strike team knocking it down, he figured at the very least he’d be getting out of this alive.
“How very forward.” The alien smiled, the black sclera of her eyes settling on him, “I suppose I should have expected as much from the human who had the tits to knock one of his sisters on her ass.”
Jason deliberately ignored the odd turn of phrase. It was usually indicative of how long one of the aliens had been on the planet by how many native phrases they picked up and mangled. “Is she, uh, ok?”
The marine waved a hand dismissively. “A few bruises and a small concussion. I imagine the greatest injury will be to her pride. Not just from her loss, but from the endless ribbing she will receive from her squad mates about being laid low by a human of all things - and a male one at that.”
“You do realize we’re, traditionally, the bigger gender down here right?”
Unlike most of the rest of the galaxy, apparently.
“We do, oddity that your species is, but cultural expectations and factual realities seldom go hand in hand.” She smiled. “One need only look at those of your kin who continue to fight us to see that.”
The insinuation was as subtle as a brick.
“I’m not a dissident.” He said, even as he fought to keep his already pounding heart from going into overdrive. “I’m an engineering student who lives in a crappy inner-city apartment, not a nutjob with a rifle and the naïve assumption that taking the occasional potshot at passing patrols is going to do anything beyond get me bombed from orbit.”
“Does it matter?” She said. “Whatever feelings you have on the matter, you were caught on video knocking out a member of the Shil’vati military. Intentional or not, in the eyes of my superiors you’re a rebel who is fomenting dissent.”
Jason groaned, feeling the life he’d been working towards slipping through his fingers. “I don’t even remember it happening. Hell, I don’t even know how it started!”
“Truly?” The Purp cocked her head to the right slightly, the Shil’vati equivalent of raising an eyebrow. “According to a number of sources, including the soldier in question, you strode up to her and demanded a duel for ‘the pride of humanity’.”
He blanched.
“The soldier in question claimed to be more amused than anything else and accepted in return for a date when she won.”
He double blanched. Yeah, he could see that happening. Purp marines were renowned for being three things: big, mean and thirsty. Essentially the gender-flipped version of human marines. They also seemed to regard scoring with humans in much the same way a man might have regarded scoring with a ‘hot space babe’ prior to real space babes subjugating the entirety of human civilization.
“I would note that her recent defeat has only made her more interested in securing that date. Not less.” The alien pointed out. “Of course, she’s also going to be on latrine duty for the foreseeable future so I wouldn’t worry about her coming around for a rematch.”
Jason deliberately ignored that last comment. “What did I get if I won?”
The Purp shrugged. “According to the marine, you didn’t say. Perhaps the joy of standing triumphant astride the defeated form of an alien oppressor?”
He winced even as part of his soul giggled at the prospect. “Did I?”
She shrugged. “You did - before stumbling off into the night. Fortunately, the individual who recorded the altercation didn’t film you posing atop the marine after your victory.” Her smile turned distinctly plastic. “I imagine if they had, we would be having a very different conversation right now.”
That small part of him that had been congratulating himself died a quick and ignoble death as it was drowned by the sudden reminder of the reality of his situation.
“Right,” he said, nervously straightening out his bathrobe – which in turn reminded him that he was having this very important conversation in a bathrobe. “So as I said before, what happens now?”
“A number of my superiors wanted you thrown in prison,” she said casually.
He swallowed, guts turning to ice water.
“Fortunately for you my diminutive friend, as the woman on the ground, and thus nominally in charge of this district, the details of your punishment are up to me.” She eyed him seriously. “Make no mistake, prison’s definitely still on the table here, but I loathe wasting talent. So, I magnanimously offer you an alternative.”
As she spoke, her fingers skittered across her data-slate, before she span it around to face him.
Jason stared down at the document displayed, surprised to see English text on it in addition to the runic symbols of the Shil’vati.
He read it.
Then he read it again - in both languages.
…Then a third time just to be sure.
“You have to be joking,” he said finally.
“I can assure you I’m not.”
“You want me to join the Imperial Military?” He said, trying to wrap his head around the concept. “Since when did you guys even start accepting humans?”
“Since next week,” the alien said, taking back her omni-pad rather brusquely.
“You really think anyone’s going to go for it?” He couldn’t help but ask.
“I think we’re both smart enough to know that given a large enough sample size, someone is going to be willing to sign on.” She said. “We don’t expect many, but even a few will be a propaganda coup. Proof that humanity is being successfully integrated into the Imperium.”
He had nothing to say to that. She was right after all.
She turned her attention back to him, the veritable alien tank of a woman almost looming over him. “The concern’s of the Imperium are ultimately irrelevant to you though. What is pressingly relevant is the possibility that by the time this conversation is through, you will either be a candidate for the Imperial Marines, or a man on trial for assaulting a member of the Imperial Military.”
Jason found himself reaching up a hand to pinch his nose. “Like that’s any choice at all.”
“No it’s not.” The marine gave him a toothy grin. “Welcome to the Imperial Marines.”
Part of him was tempted to go to prison right then and there. Just to spite her. Unfortunately, he was intelligent enough to realize that futile acts of spite against an overwhelmingly powerful opposition were what landed him in this position in the first place.
Damned if it wasn’t tempting though.


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“So this is the human who knocked one of our girls on her ass, ma’am? It’s been all over the data-net.”
“That’s me,” Jason interrupted before his escort could speak for him, irritated by the medic speaking as if he wasn’t there. “Went down like a sack of shit.”
Now that prison wasn’t so much off the table, as moved to the far corner, he’d found some of his usual ‘winning personality’ returning to him.
He’d also admit to being a little out of sorts. He’d never been into the Shil’vati section of the city. You needed a pass to get in after all, and while they were apparently pretty easy to get – any reason would do – he wasn’t curious enough to go through the hassle of getting one just to see how humanity’s oppressors lived. Evidently, he wasn’t the only one, as he’d seen all of three humans in the area on the drive over.
Now that he was here though, the place was about what he expected. The hospital they were in was a pretty typical example of Shil’vati architecture. Squat, robust and made of the frankly miraculous ceramic-alloy composite the aliens used for just about everything else. From infantry armor to space ship hulls.
“Sack of shit?” The Shil’vati medic said in confusion, surprised by the phrase almost as much as him speaking up. “Why would you fill a sack with excrement?”
He was about to respond when the woman behind him interrupted.
“Don’t try and make sense of it, marine.” His marine officer escort, whose name he’d learned was Brucdia, said. “If there’s one thing I’ve learned about ‘English’ it’s that little enough of it makes sense. It doesn’t so much absorb phrases and words from other languages as much as take them into a back alley and mug them for spare syntax. It only gets worse when people try to convert phrases over into our own noble Shil’vati.”
The medic shook her head. “I’ll have to take your word for it, ma’am. I’ve only been on this world for a few months, and Empress willing, I’ll be gone in a few more. Hopefully to somewhere in the Outer Reaches. Roach pirates have apparently been getting uppity in the area. With any luck I might see some actual action.”
“My homeworld not agreeing with you?” Jason asked.
This time the alien was less surprised at his interruption. “Surrounded by hot alien guys who want nothing to do with you because you’re part of the race that conquered their world? Sucks cunt. After a few months of getting the cold shoulder in every bar on this rock I need a good firefight to work out my frustration.”
His escort smirked. “You must be going about it the wrong way then, marines. Sure, the humans might talk a big game if they’re in a group, can’t be seen working with ‘enemy’ and all that. Wounded pride. Get one alone though? I think you’ll find they can be a bit more adventurous. They’re essentially females in a male body after all. Like us, they think with their cunts… or dicks, I guess?”
“You don’t say?” The medic said. “I might have to try that the next time I’m off duty, ma’am.”
“Good luck with that,” Jason interrupted. “Now if you’re done talking about how to get laid, I apparently need a medical before I get press-ganged into Imperial Service.”
“He certainly is spunky,” the medic said. “I have no idea what being ‘press-ganged’ is, but you can follow me for your medical.”
He followed Flavia, leaving Brucdia behind in the waiting room. “I take it there’s no chance of me getting a male physician?”
He didn’t much care, but it seemed apt to ask. He’d also admit to some slight curiosity. He’d yet to see a Shil’vati male in the flesh after all.
“You think I’d be so wound up if we had a male around here?” The medic said as they kept walking. “Precious few enough of those in the military, and none in this hospital. The brass likes to keep them hoarded at headquarters, though they’ll never admit it.”
“Seems odd to me that you have so few of your own males serving, but you’re perfectly happy to have human males sign up.”
“Human females too. Got my criteria list for them this morning.” The alien said as they reached a door at the end of the hall, opening it with a flash of her keycard. “We can’t all be lucky enough to have a one to one ratio of genders. As decadent as that is. When you have eight females to every one male, people get leery about risking them.”
Jason glanced around the room, noting all the futuristic looking medical equipment. “Yet you let them serve anyway?”
The alien actually looked a little offended as she directed him into a chair. “We aren’t misandrists. If a male can reach the physical requirements and educational requirements for the job, they can have it.”
“Physical requirements?” He questioned as he shifted in his seat. “Aren’t Shil’vati males about my size? Wouldn’t that make it nigh impossible?”
Actually, that got him thinking about himself. Was he going into a separate program for just humans? Or would he be going into basic training with other Shil’vati? Because that was fucking terrifying. There was no way he could compete with the latter physically… his most recent gladiator bout not withstanding.
“Different requirements for males,” the alien rolled her eyes as she examined the screen of a device. “I’m pretty sure the criteria for males is going to form the basis for the criteria for human recruits too.”
Well that was a relief. The last thing he wanted was to be compared to one of these living battle tanks.
To be honest the whole situation hadn’t really sunk in for him yet. Yesterday he’d been on the way to finishing his degree in mechanical engineering, which would hopefully have put him on a career path toward any of the dozens of human companies that were working with the Imperium to incorporate alien technology into earth’s pre-existing industrial output. Today he was signing up to be a footslogging jarhead.
“Alright, down to your skivvies.” The medic instructed.
“Really?” He asked, already complying. “You’ve got machines that can detect if I have even a single cancerous cell in my left nut, but you still need to have a check using a pair of mark-one eyeballs?”
“Hands too,” the alien said as she pulled on a pair of remarkably mundane latex gloves. “The bureaucrats like a certain level of redundancy.”
“Not even going to wolf whistle?” He asked as soon as he was stripped.
“I actually know what that one is, and in different circumstances, definitely.” The alien said as she pressed a finger against his sternum. “Breath in and hold it.”
He did so.
“Unfortunately for my libido, we’re in this room and I’m performing a medical check, which makes this as sexy to me as changing the fusion cell in my car.” She moved her finger away. “Release.”
He breathed out. “It’s good to know you guys aren’t always horned up.”
She scoffed. “I wouldn’t go that far. If you wanted to out for a drink afterwards and have a little reenactment of this procedure at my apartment, I wouldn’t complain.”
“Thanks, but no thanks,” he said. “I imagine my dance card is going to be booked up for the foreseeable future.”
“That one was new to me,” the woman said as she ran something that emitted a blue light over him. “Though if it means what I think it means, I wouldn’t count on it. If the generalship is going for some kind of ‘human auxiliary corps’, you might be here for weeks or months, until enough of you are processed to form a unit for basic training.”
Jason frowned. “You said, if?”
She shrugged. “It’s possible you might just end up getting shoved into the main recruitment stream and be gone by tomorrow. It’s basic training with the masses before being specialized later. It’s what we do with males. Same program, just different criteria for passing.”
“Sounds a little ‘one size fits all’,” he said.
“You’ll be serving with women eventually anyway. Little point in segregating you during training.”
He couldn’t really argue with that logic.
“Alright, put on these and let’s see what you can do.”
He raised an eyebrow as a plastic wrapped bundle of gym clothes thumped into his chest before landing in his hands.
“You’ve got clothes sized for humans on hand?” He asked as he unwrapped them and started putting them on.
“For males, at least.” She shrugged, leaning up against the doorframe.
The material was some sort of pseudo-synthetic material that adhered perfectly to his frame. To be honest, it left him feeling kind of exposed.
“Hmmm, that is nice.” The medic said, eye roaming in a very obvious manner. “I might have to take the good captain’s advice sooner rather than later.”
“I thought you said that medical checks did nothing for you,” Jason grunted as the pair stepped out into the hall.
“That wasn’t a medical check,” she pointed out. “That was me watching a sexy alien change into gym clothes. Totally different.”
He didn’t see how, but it wasn’t worth arguing about.
Soon enough they reached a gym area, where a few Shil’vati were exercising using machines that looked remarkably similar to ones you might find in a human gym. Jason supposed that when you got right down to it, when you had two species with similar morphologies, if different dimensions, the things they created were going to evolve in similar ways.
The pair of them drew a few semi-interested looks as they walked over to a treadmill, but most of the aliens returned to their own exercise after a cursory glance and once over. Those that continued to stare, Jason ignored.
“Alright, my omni-pad is reminding me that you humans have to stretch first before strenuous exercise, so do that before getting onto the machine.”
He did so. “You guys don’t have to stretch?”
“No,” she said as she pressed a few buttons on the treadmill. “I would explain it, but I don’t think either of us are that interested.”
He just nodded as he finished up his set and hopped onto the machine. It was almost like being at the gym near his apartment.
“Alright, I’m going to start slow and increase the pace gradually. Just keep running until you can’t. When you need me to stop, just say so.”
“Got it.”
Seemed simple enough.

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Flavia felt a smile tugging at her lips as the human walked into the barrack’s seldom used male locker room, a towel draped over his shoulder that only served to emphasize the delectable rivulets of sweat running down his neck.
Now Flavia didn’t consider herself ‘human’ crazy like so many of the other girls on this rock, but she could appreciate a bit of attractive alien booty as much as the next Shil’vati.
“It’s insane, isn’t it?”
Flavia glanced over to where another gym goer had walked up to her, Amova from squad five if her memory didn’t deceive her.
“What is?” She asked the smirking marine.
“Are you kidding me? Humans.” The woman laughed. “It’s like something out of an old smutty novella. A race of tuskless multicolored aliens that are fifty percent males and look almost exactly like our own. More importantly, the males love sex almost as much as we do?”
The woman gestured to the now unused treadmill.
“And now I found out they have the stamina of a Turox?” The excited marine fanned herself. “All I’m saying is that the goddess was looking out for us when we stumbled on this world.”
Flavia scoffed, but inwardly she was kind of impressed herself. It was one thing to get a report that the aliens could run four kilometers in fifteen minutes, quite another to see it in action. A human might not have half the raw strength of a Shil’vati female, but they had three times the stamina.
“Apparently it was a hunting strategy for them,” she said. “Chase prey until it literally collapsed from exhaustion.”
“I could think of something else he could do to me until I collapsed from exhaustion,” one of the listening soldiers chimed in. Around her, a few of her fellows nodded.
“See what I mean?” Amova said. “Proof positive that the Goddess is looking out for us.”
Flavia just shook her head as she strode off back to her little office. “Somehow I don’t think the humans see it that way.”
“Bah,” Amova called after her. “The Rakiri got over being absorbed into the Imperium quickly enough. Better us than someone else. The humans will see that too soon enough!”

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AN: Fair warning, this story is going to deal with sexual themes and... sex. If that ain't your jam, here would be the opportunity to get off the train, thanks :D
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2020.11.14 10:59 Mcheetah2 100 Reasons why Modern Feminism is Complete Bullshit (Repost from 2016)

A hundred privileges, perks, advantages, and rights women (particularly, "feminist" women) have over men, in Western society. (Note: I did not make this list, but I did provide the links and any clarifications.)
  1. I can produce offspring. A status which grants me an “essential” status in our species that men can never have and which can never be taken away from me even in old age. (See "gynocentrism" if female and "benevolent sexism" if male.)
  2. From an early age the opposite sex will be instructed never to hit me but I may not be given the same instructions. However, should I strike males I can expect not to be hit back and any social penalties that occur from my actions will actually fall on the male.
  3. If I’m not smart, but pretty, I can marry and achieve the social and financial level of my husband without ever working.
  4. Regardless of my mate value society has organized fertility clinics and social welfare programs that will allow me to have children and provide for them should I choose to reproduce without a mate or marriage.
  5. I not only have the more valuable and sought after sexual identity, but I also have complete control over my reproductive choice and in many ways over the reproductive choice of the opposite sex.
  6. At any time I can abandon my parental responsibilities with little or no social stigma and hand the child over to the state or abort the pregnancy. A male could never relieve himself of this burden unless I allow him to.
  7. I am granted all the rights of a democracy without any of the burdens of military service.
  8. At age 18 I lose the protective status of the child but retain the protective status of the female. Boys at age 18 lose the protected status of the child and become targets if they fail to gain status after that point.
  9. When I marry a man with status I can take his name and become whoever he has spent years becoming. I need not do anything special to be worthy of receiving the reputation he has built. However, if I wish to keep my own name I can do so. Should my husband feel the sting of this insult I can simply call him a sexist for it.
  10. People will help me more when I’m in need and I will receive no social penalty or stigma for it.
  11. When I’m on a date things will be paid for me.
  12. When I search for employment I can choose jobs which I think are fulfilling without concern of whether they provide a “family” wage.
  13. I can discriminate against the opposite sex ruthlessly without social penalty.
  14. If I marry and quit my job and enjoy a leisurely life with light housework and then later divorce I will be given half of the marital assets.
  15. If I commit a crime and am convicted I will get a sentencing “discount” because of my gender. If I am very pretty it will increase my discount.
  16. If I am a partner in crime with a man I will likely be charged with lesser crimes even though I committed the same crimes even if I was the ringleader.
  17. I have the option to be outraged if my husband asks me if my behavior is due to PMS and later on use PMS as a successful legal defense for murdering that same husband.
  18. At age 18 I will not be forced to register for Selective Service and will not be penalized for failing to do so.
  19. At a time of war I will never be drafted and ripped from my employment, home, and family and forced to become a military slave.
  20. My feelings are more important than men’s lives. Every precaution will be made to protect me from harassment at work. However, males will make up nearly %100 of workplace fatalities.
  21. My gender controls 80% of domestic spending. We get to spend our money if we have any and we get to spend men’s money.
  22. The majority of luxury apparel is designed, marketed to, and consumed by women.
  23. Seven times as much jewelry will be purchased by or for me than by or for men.
  24. I have a department of women’s health whereas men have no such department.
  25. My gender enjoys more government spending on health than males do.
  26. My gender consumes the lioness’ share of entitlement programs while men contribute the lion’s share of taxes.
  27. If I rape or molest a child I can expect lighter treatment in court and afterwards receive less social stigma. What’s more, should I become pregnant, I can sue my victim for child support when he finally turns 18.
  28. When I divorce my husband I will be guaranteed custody of my children unless I am deemed to be unfit. Even if my husband is “Parent of the Year” 10 years running it is unlikely he will get custody over me even if I am a mediocre parent.
  29. When I divorce I can use false accusations of domestic violence, sexual molestation of the children or abuse of the children to gain advantage during court proceedings. If I am found out to be a liar I can expect to get away with it.
  30. If a man calls me a slut it will probably hurt his reputation more than it hurts mine, but at any rate the damage will be small and localized. However, if I call him a child molester or claim that he raped me I can destroy him completely and the damage may be nationwide.
  31. If I fail at my career I can blame the male dominated society.
  32. I may have the luxury of staying home and being a housewife but if my sister’s husband does the same thing I’m likely to call him a deadbeat loser and tell her to leave him.
  33. If I “choose” to join the military; the best military occupations providing the most lucrative civilian training will be reserved for me. I will be kept away from the fighting as much as possible to the point that I will be thirty times less likely to be killed in a war zone than my male counterparts. I will be given equal pay for less risk. I will never have to consider the fact that by joining the military and getting a plumb assignment I automatically forced a male out of that position and into a combat role that may cost him his life.
  34. If a male soldier injures himself before a deployment he can be arrested and court marshaled for it. If I deliberately get pregnant before a deployment or even during a deployment I will be reassigned and or taken out of a war zone and I will receive no penalty for it.
  35. My gender watches more television in every hour of every day than any other group. This along with the fact that women control 80% of domestic spending means that most television shows and advertisement are designed to appeal to me.
  36. I can wear masculine clothing if it pleases me however men cannot wear feminine clothing without social penalty.
  37. Not only is there a wealth of clothing choices designed for me but it is likely that I will be able to afford or have them provided for me.
  38. I can claim that a wage gap exists and that it is the fault of sexism while simultaneously seeking employment without considering income as a priority. I will probably choose my job based on satisfaction, flexibility of hours, and working conditions and then expect to make as much as the males working nights, out in the rain and cold or working overtime.
  39. I can be bigoted or sexist against males without social penalty.
  40. If I make a false claim of rape against a male in an act of revenge or in order to cover up my own scandalous behavior I may well succeed at both and he may spend years in prison. If I am found out it is unlikely I will be charged, convicted, or serve any time at all.
  41. If I abuse my husband and physically assault him and the police arrive it is almost guaranteed he will go to jail.
  42. If I am in an abusive relationship there are a multitude of social organizations to help me get away from him. There are few for men in the same position even though women initiate the majority of DV and even though men are hospitalized 30% of the time.
  43. In the event of a natural disaster or other emergency that requires evacuation I can expect to be evacuated before males. This includes male doctors, humanitarians, politicians, captains of industry, billionaires, and religious leaders. I will receive no social penalty if all of those people died because I was evacuated first. However, should they manage to get evacuated before women and those women died they will all suffer a social penalty.
  44. If someone is attacking a person on the street I have no obligation to assist them and I will receive no social penalty if I do nothing.
  45. If someone is harming my children and I run away and ask someone else to help I will receive no social penalty for my cowardice.
  46. I’m immune to cognitive dissonance.
  47. I may denounce the concept of a dowry, however, I still expect a man to give me an engagement ring when he asks me to marry him.
  48. I expect a man to ask me to marry me and for him to suffer the potential risk of rejection.
  49. If I lie it’s because I’m a victim of a male dominated society forced into difficult circumstances and not because I’m a bad person.
  50. If my boyfriend sabotages a condom he can pay me child support for the next 20 years. If I secretly don’t take my birth control my boyfriend can pay me child support for the next 20 years.
  51. If I’m uncomfortable exercising around men I can demand a female only gym be made for women. If any male only gyms exist I can demand membership under threat of lawsuit.
  52. If my female only gym at the university decides to close early for safety reasons I can scream sexism and force them to keep it open as long as the main gym.
  53. If I succeed at keeping the female gym open and I leave late at night and I don’t feel safe I can demand that the university spend hundreds of thousands of dollars for more lighting and police presence.
  54. If after getting new lighting and police protection I decide I don’t want to go to the gym anymore well that’s just my prerogative.
  55. I’m likely to believe that if a woman is intoxicated she is not capable of giving consent and if sex occurs it is rape. However, if her male partner is also intoxicated he is capable of consenting.
  56. If a man is promoted over me at work I have a right to suspect sexism even though I also believe that under adverse circumstances men are more capable than women of making good decisions. (see #55)
  57. I can cry and get my husband to do something for me that he might not have done otherwise.
  58. I expect people (especially men) to be sensitive to my feelings.
  59. I can deny a man’s feelings or disregard them or ridicule him for having them without social penalty.
  60. If I lose my job it’s because of sexism or the economy. If a man loses his job it’s because he’s a loser.
  61. If I go to a club or bar with my girlfriends and I look my sexy best I have a right to be perturbed when men approach me and hit on me in this public place.
  62. Even though men die more from prostate cancer than women die from breast cancer I can expect that twice as much funding is given for breast cancer. The same will apply to any female specific disease or malady.
  63. If for some reason I do not get custody of my children I will be expected to pay less child support than another man in my exact same position.
  64. If I kidnap my children and I am eventually caught I can successfully defend myself by claiming I was protecting them from my husband–even if my children were given to him to protect them from me.
  65. My gender makes up 53% of the voting population yet when I see more men in political office I will call that sexism.
  66. If I am married with children and I want to stay home with the kids I’m likely to blame my husband for not making enough to allow me to do that.
  67. I think it is my right to work and I am unconcerned if the influx of women into the workforce has reduced overall wages to the point that it’s hard to support a family on just one income, or affirmative action has kept men from being promoted even though they deserved it.
  68. I can get student financial aid without signing up for Selective Service (the Draft).
  69. I can get employment with a federal agency without signing up for Selective Service.
  70. Restrooms for my gender will be cleaner and are more likely to have flowers or other decorations.
  71. If I’m caring for a child restrooms for my gender will more likely have a changing table for my convenience.
  72. People I’ve never met before are more likely to open doors for me.
  73. People I’ve never met before are more likely to talk to me in public.
  74. If I go to a bar I can expect that members of the opposite sex will purchase drinks for me.
  75. Anytime I find an organization just for men I can denounce it as sexism.
  76. I believe that women should have organizations just for women.
  77. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he doesn’t call I have a right to think of him as an asshole.
  78. If I meet a man that I like and I give him my phone number and he calls me I have a right to blow him off or act like I don’t know him.
  79. I believe I have a right to live in an orderly and safe society but I feel no obligation to risk my safety to secure or maintain that society.
  80. I like it when bars and clubs have drink specials or entrance discounts just for women.
  81. I think that organizations that offer any discounts or privileges just for men is a clear sign of sexism.
  82. If I’m a white female, I will live 6 years longer than white males and 14 years longer than black males.
  83. If I’m encouraged to get medical care it’s because I owe it to myself.
  84. When my husband is encouraged to get medical help it’s because he owes to to me and the kids.
  85. If something bad happens to me or just one woman I believe it is an offense against all women.
  86. I believe that if something bad happens to a man it’s because he’s a loser.
  87. I think that alimony is fair when paid to a woman but not fair when paid by a woman.
  88. I’m more likely to believe that women who commit crimes are sick and need treatment or understanding whereas men who commit crimes are evil and should be locked up forever.
  89. I can criticize the opposite sex without social penalty, but woe be to the man who attempts to criticize me or other women.
  90. I can throw a fit and act like a two year old to get what I want without damaging my mate value.
  91. I have the luxury of not being the filter for natural selection.
  92. I can sleep with my boss if I want and afterwards I can sue him for sexual harassment.
  93. I can wear seductive clothing and perfume to attract a man at work but no one will accuse me of sexual harassment.
  94. If I hear a story about Darfur and how men who leave the refugee camps to gather wood are hacked to death to prevent their wives from being raped I am likely to think that is proper but not likely to send money.
  95. If I hear a story about Darfur and how women are leaving the refugee camps to gather wood are being raped I’m likely to be outraged. I’m also likely to wonder why these women’s husbands aren’t protecting them.
  96. If I ever heard these stories about Darfur it is my privilege not to care or even consider that the reason the second story exists is because all the men in the first have already been killed.
  97. It is my right to maintain the belief that men oppress women despite all of the evidence to the contrary.
  98. White knights will fight for me because I have a vagina and they believe that if they agree with me I will like them and touch their penises, however I won't because they are just tools at my possession.
  99. My sex has rarely if ever been burdened to fight in wars throughout history or die to defend their country, government, or royalty, nor have they had to risk death working in factories, mines, or other high-risk jobs in order to provide for their family.
  100. My sex makes up a very small percentage of all murders, suicides, robberies, kidnappings, homelessness, prison sentences, diseases, illnesses, illness-related deaths, war-time casualties, and all non-sexual-assault related problems in society, all of which happen in overwhelmingly larger instances to men. Yet I can still call myself "oppressed" compared to all men based solely on my gender and have many people believe it.
http://nytlive.nytimes.com/womenintheworld/2015/04/09/82-percent-of-americans-dont-consider-themselves-feminists-poll-shows/
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2020.11.13 19:31 who-_-me Yet another poly insecurity post 🙄

I am in a newly upgraded relationship with a partner I really care about. We started as an FwB dynamic and quickly realized we had a lot of potential. Previously, I did 7 yrs of forced monogamy, trying to make two consecutive relationships work. Both relationships started as poly and for whatever reason were dialed back to mono to accommodate partner insecurities. Neither were particularly healthy and the primary thing I brought to the table was my body The most recent one resulted in me being a homemaker (not a role I ever saw myself in) and basically offering full time service to the partner. They fell in love with someone else when I started Lexapro and my sex drive fell off. I got my meds switched but by then they had been cheating on me for a few months and then left me for the other girl, insecurities ensued.
When current partner and I decided to date we dialed back some our kink dynamic as they like to really figure out the emotional side of things before infusing it with kink when they really have feels for someone. Makes sense.
But lo and behold, anxiety. Now, listening to them talk about kink dynamics and scenes with other people make me feel really insecure. Like... I get it but my brain still does the whole, "okay but why don't they want to play with me?" thing. I know I'm newer to kink stuff and I worry that is a part of it. I am afraid I'm not shiny enough or interesting enough to keep their attention. I am also acutely aware that there is NOTHING I bring to the table that their other partners don't already provide. Their other partners are intelligent, talented andvery unique in career, hobby and kink and meet all of their kinky and emotional needs. I'm afraid that once the NRE wears off I won't be shiny anymore and they'll put less energy into us. These anxieties have kind of taken center around one partner in particular as things have gone on. The other partner is very similar to me except that they are incredibly smart and far more experienced in poly and kinky stuff and she is the typical trans girl stereotype coder with lot's of artistic talent. My partner compares other partners with things I do quite a bit, which feels weird. Like whenever I feel l'm doing something supportive or sexy or emotional for them or talking about something we want to explore they will say things like, "oh ______ says the same thing all the time" or "yep ______ has the same exact buttons/kinks". This stuff didn't bother me until the change in our dynamic. I was really secure up until we started dialing back play stuff.
I just feel like... I'm only shiny at all because I am in the same state and COVID is keeping them from their other partners.
Is this stuff normal?? I've had poly relationships in the past and never dealt with this kind of insecurity and jealousy. What do I do? I don't want to be a problem or complication for them.
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2020.11.13 12:20 flower-destroyer If you want to ask out a stranger while they are at work, leave them your number instead of asking for theirs

1- sometimes we **don't** want to give you our number but still want to give good customer service (awkward)
2- sometimes we **do** want to give you our number, but we don't want to seem unprofessional in front of coworkers/supervisors/management (unfortunate)
3- it is considerate of our time to write it out yourself, instead of asking us to take time away from our work to write a note for you. Much easier to loan you a pen! (sexy!)
If they don't end up calling/texting you, please do not hold it against them or their workplace. Remember, you are not entitled to anyone!
wishing you all safe and considerate dating :)
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2020.11.06 21:56 anonymousss1986 When I (20) was deployed in 2018 my wife (19) accidentally sent me her iPhone location and it showed her at her ex’s house.

I have posted this before on another thread but I don’t know what to do. Please give me some advice and help. I would greatly appreciate it
In 2018 I deployed and my wife and I were having problems, we had gotten married earlier that year and she was threatening to divorce me 2 months after being married and did it well over 10 times throughout the deployment. It hugely bothered me and I would beg for her to forgive me for whatever argument and just do what she wanted. I am not perfect and do not think I am better than her but she did several things like this, let me explain.
First, we dated in high school and dated for awhile and I did cheat on her, we broke up and months later realized what a huge mistake I made and broke up with the girl and we got back together. We were on and off for years and eventually got married after I joined the Marines.
In 2018, She went out with her friends to a drag club (so she said) and sent me photos before she left of her and her friend. She was wearing a very sexy outfit, tight, dark skirt and a revealing top and a choker. She looked amazing but immediately it bothered me because she never, never wore this for me or around me. Upon further investigation of this photo and a couple others I saw she had taken her wedding ring off. That was a huge red flag but she gaffed it off as being mad at me because I was mean and us fighting.
I gave her allll my passwords and usernames, she could have full access to anything because it doesn’t bother me. She would be reluctant to give me hers though, but after awhile she would give it to me BUT it wouldn’t work for me and she would just say “weird? It works for me”.
In September 2018, we were still having issues. This one was the worst. One evening she accidentally sent me her location over iMessage and said “idk why I sent that lol” and I had that bad gut feeling you know. I looked up the location on google earth and the roads and area looked familiar around where we lived and I soon found out that this was her ex boyfriends house. I was crushed and furious. I blew her phone up demanding to get on FaceTime so I could see where she was at. She sent texts saying she has bad service. And after about 20 minutes she FaceTimed and she was driving down a road idk where, I was yelling and she said she was at her friends and had bad service etc. started crying and I was just lost. I should’ve made her stop to see what road she was on, but she was telling me she was at her friends house. She claimed that she wasn’t at Levi’s and doesn’t know why it sent that location. She said that it must’ve been her old iPad she left at his house, I talked to people online about the situation anonymously and they said there is no way the location could’ve came from another device. I don’t know what to believe and to this day it haunts me and keeps me up. The thought, really getting into the fine detail of what would’ve or did take place in the process of going over to his house. The thought of them having sex drives me insane. I can be fine and think about this and I’ll be depressed and furious.
After getting home from deployment she and I stayed with another couple I served with. I was going through her phone one night and saw she still had her ex’s Instagram connected to her Instagram. I was upset and went to bed after 0100. I had to get up and go PT and I refused to talk to her and it was eating her alive why I wouldn’t talk to her. She really wanted to know what was going on, so after we left PT and got back to the house she wouldn’t leave me alone about it so I told her and she was like “OH! I knew it would be that, here let me show you” and showed me that it had been like that for forever since they dated and that she was never able to take it off and showed me she couldn’t.
Also I saw on her Snap camera roll, days before we started dating again in 2017 she was hanging out with her ex. It has since been deleted for I couldn’t find it later.
As well as all the photos/screenshots of conversations and horrible things she said and the location she sent me etc. we’re deleted and she said she deleted them and smirked about it.
She has said that her ex boyfriend from back in middle school has given her the most hickies on her boobs and that I hadn’t when we were just talking. This isn’t cheating but idk why she would say something like that to me.
TL;DR My wife possibly cheated on me while I was deployed and idk what to do and I’m not even 100% sure she did. Please help me, I don’t know what to do
She also went to a party at her friends house and her other ex was there as well. Idk I’m lost here
We have a son together and he is perfect and I love them both so so much but I still have bad days where I think of all this and right now I have to put it all out and hope for some feedback and advice.
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2020.11.05 20:01 Isopod_Cultural Should I (35F) break up with my boyfriend (41M) who doesn't try?

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I (35F) have been with my boyfriend (41M) for a little under a year. We're interracial; he's blonde and blue-eyed, I'm of Afro-Caribbean descent. We moved pretty quickly at first and moved in together during the COVID pandemic. He started off as extremely affectionate and warm, we hit it off right away and I met his family within a couple of weeks of our first date. They happened to be in town from far away, so it made sense and while I was nervous, it seemed to go okay. Several months later, we traveled to visit them at their home and the reception was much chillier. It felt racially motivated, but who knows--regardless, it was very painful and I said as much. He did not notice or make much of a move to help me navigate. Concurrently, I was dealing with a very serious unexpected health issue and had to leave the trip early to come home and seek care. He was upset that I left and was decidedly not proactive on checking on me or scheduling time to talk or video chat during this time while I was in and out of the hospital and getting medical treatments and tests. No surprise phone calls, no flowers, nothing unprompted. He stayed at his parents for about another month.
When he returned, it took us about 6-weeks to work through what we both felt were respective instances of betrayal and to get to being comfortable again. I suggested breaking up during that time and he argued for us to try to work things out. We would both like to be married and have children someday, but he expressed that he's not sure he wants to do these things with me and that it will take more time to figure it out. I would be happy to marry him and would feel less pained by some of the neglectful moments if I knew he was sure about me.
Now, still in the throes of the pandemic, I feel that he makes little effort to connect. He stays in bed until at least noon and turns in at night at around 2am or 3am. One bright spot in the effort department is that we cook together a few nights a week using a recipe/grocery delivery service he found and we watch new TV shows that he selects. However, he is moody (self-described) and does not like to talk much otherwise. He mostly just lies on the couch on his phone watching TV when he is not working. I have taken on keeping our home clean and I try to make a special effort to keep things fun. For example, I bake sweets that I know he loves I get him special treats when I go out grocery shopping or to run other errands for us. I also get dressed every day and wear sexy outfits and lingerie at home when I don't have video meetings for work.
My birthday is soon and I'm worried that it's going to be a huge disappointment. I don't usually celebrate by myself, but I think I'm looking for some indication of sporadic effort to justify the lonely feelings the rest of the time. Given our mutual life goals, I'm not sure how long I should wait to call it. Any advice?
TL;DR: My boyfriend and I are an older, never married, interracial couple who would both like to be married with children someday. He seems to have lost interest but has expressed opposition to breaking up. How long should I give this before throwing in the towel?
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2020.11.03 21:04 kidofarcadia "Neo-Puritanism"? There are worse things...

We are at a point in history where if I argue against the inhumanity of loneliness that fuels pathological porn addiction, people's response is not that loneliness is bad or that addiction is bad, it's that both are not only "inevitable" but also "desirable." Yes, it's "desirable" to be addicted to porn rather than deal with your psycho-social traumas, apparently. So says the addicts. For impasses such as this, I am increasingly of the opinion that the only way Anti-sexualism is going to gain any degree of space in the public conscience is by some kind of active, targeted cultural and economic disruption. I am sick and tired of arguing for some basic standards of human dignity and psychological health only to end up looking like the fool just because the prevailing notion of our world has already FETISHIZED (and therefore justified) the pathology I'm arguing against, thus making the pathological the new norm and anyone else the "idiot" (or the voice of one crying in the wilderness), who would argue for a treatment that doesn't involve drugging oneself further into addiction (ie. "sex, sex, sex!").
In other words, I'm tired of not being taken seriously on issues that should be of prime concern in our world today regarding basic human wellbeing. Arguing for the cessation of all the social ills that rampant, unchecked "sexual recreation" causes does not seem like enough. "Sexuals" simply don't seem to care what kind of a shitshow world they're creating because they're too pacified by the fetishization of the shitshow (getting off on its perverseness) to see the merit in doing anything to "abort" it. I see this all the time in the media, especially in many adult (and increasingly, child) cartoons that seem to do nothing but reinforce this "pathological inevitability" only to continue to breed chemical dependence in us, their marketable public, to ideologies that profit them the most (sexually-manipulated desires for their products and services).
I don't know what will work to curtail this obvious affront to human dignity (the only purpose seeming to be the pacification and sedation of the population), but I refuse to continue being mocked for caring about what's happening to people in our world. All that can be done is to continue putting more context to these absurd cultural sexual notions and behaviors, but when that fails, the only choice we have is to become more and more disruptive to the culture. We have to start breaking the programming at the root, and sometimes a can of spray paint over a semi-nude model in an advertisement can do just that, or for online purposes, a program like MS Paint. The veil of the absurdity of sex does need some lifting, and people NEED to see just how much the Emperor they all adore so much has no clothes. Someone has to be willing to break with the script and stop praising the increasing sex-fueled "idiocracy" we're living under just because it's "fun to get off on it." Someone has to stop and say no, it is not. True, that person will not be taken seriously, but they must continue their work, if only because principle and human dignity demand it.
Arm your spray paint!
Should we continue to force youth to feel shame for not living up to the sexual standards of porn stars? Should we continue to reinforce anti-social, porn-substitute coping strategies for people suffering with psychological, emotional, or other life issues? Should we continue to create the disease of sex addiction and loneliness just to sell the cure of pornography and other substitutes? Should we continue using sex to sell everything, to stoke desires only to quell them with our sexual antidotes again and again and again? Shall we continue to pacify people into cycles of addiction so they don't rise up as freethinkers? Shall we continue to culture and grow paraphilias in the media and then prosecute those who fall victim to them (to "create the crime and sell the punishment" kind of thing)? Shall we continue to foster sexual tribalism only to divide and conquer by turning sexual categories and identities against each other? Shall we continue to keep human trafficking working by supplying them with a more and more socially-enculturated demand? And then criminalize that demand until such a time that it too can gain legitimacy and therefore the justification to which it was "always entitled?"
If these are social ills, how is our glorious hedonistic status quo of an economic superstructure prepared to solve these problems? Other than to continue doing the equivalent of selling fatty food to people with heart disease just because "capitalism rules!" (or, for the sake of our discussion, porn to porn addicts because "capitalism rules!"), what do our so-called "enlightened hedonistsia" that currently rule western civilization propose should be done about these problems created in our world due to their pro-sex ideology? Hmm? Increased tolerance has not decreased rape culture or the objectification of human beings in western culture. If anything, it has only increased its frequency and ramped up its urgency to a near-constant, certainly excessive, and pathological level. No. They have no answer. Their time has come and gone. They are oversexed and overindulged to the point of impotence. Their pro-sex libertinism no longer has anything constructive to say or give to the world to make it a better place, because all it can seem to muster up to fight the fire of its own making is to add more kindling. They've run out of ideas.
Hang it up hedonists, it's time to retire! "Your old road is rapidly aging..."
At the same time, I think it's important to point out that the focus should never be to simply "turn back the clock" on culture either. Such would be incredibly naive and also ignorant to just what kind of world we're encountering after the "sexual revolution," its unique needs and problems, as opposed to the world before it. The genie's out of the bottle, and attempts to turn back to a so-called "simpler" era would only further complicate the future. As anti-sex as I am, I would not want to live in pre-sex-revolution 1950's society, even if it did have less porn and higher standards, because I feel like society has progressed from that naive mindset of pure austerity for austerity's sake. We don't need "Puritanism for Puritanism's sake." We know now why we need more austerity! This is because our society has also progressed from the naivete of the 1960's "free love" mindset, and has even progressed from the 80's and 90's paradigms of what we would call now the perception of the evils of the "rape culture" and "sexual objectification of women" and even the "MeToo" movement...etc. We know now why we NEED sexual austerity, and lo and behold, it's the same reason why we've always needed it.
The point is I think society should keep progressing. I don't think the final word on a sexually healthy society is "whatever happens between consenting adults... etc." I think there's room to progress from that similarly naive ethos. What should the next ethos on sexuality be? Perhaps "maybe not everything consenting adults do is absolutely defensible..." This is not exhaustive, but judging by how cultural norms about sex and sexuality are changing, with LGBT celebrating traditional institutions like "marriage," "MeToo" movements bringing awareness to sexual assault victims and rape culture, and instituting the lowest standards as to what constitutes sexual harassment than ever before (and rightly so!), I think we're entering into an age of neo-austerity in sexual matters, culturally. I mean, since when has the formerly radical left ever cared so much the stately images "matrimony" and "white picket fences with a dog in the yard" as they have now that gays have "in" on all those institutions via the traditional trappings of "matrimony?" Not so "radical" now are we? Now that the sexual libertines are more about enforcing the status quo to hold onto their cultural gains, where does that leave the true radicals? Heck, I wouldn't be surprised, with all this talk on the new left about "reigning in the male gaze" and "toxic masculinity" that we start seeing progressives talking about making models wear more traditionally "modest" apparel on magazine covers and movies, floor-length trousers, hijabs, and turtlenecks for men and women alike! As far as Anti-sex goes, we almost seem like we're halfway there, culturally.
These are all good trends!
However, we have yet to get there commercially. So perhaps the notion of "sex being overrated" is starting to catch on more than the corporations would like. Perhaps the most "sexually radical" position is not so new after all, but simply to stand in opposition to all that the mainstream, pro-sexual, libertine ethos has acquired for itself over culture. It's time to fight back against the powers that be.
The thing is, we the people have been dealing with the consequences of the sex revolution and that hippy "free love" ethos for over 60 years now, and where has it gotten us? Really, where has it gotten us? Whole generations have grown up never knowing a world that wasn't a porn factory all around them, 24/7 via the internet. It's not that easy to convince a person that "sex is a beautiful gift" when it has caused people to have to grow up in a figurative hellscape, when you have people saying:
"I exist because my parents were being stupid one night..." "I survived the womb on my mom's mercy alone..." "My dad was only interested in the sex and fucked off..." "The man who raised me was only there to fuck my mom and lock me out of the house..." "My best friend got AIDS from a defective condom and I got to watch her waste away before my eyes..." "My mom didn't get the promotion at her job because she wasn't willing to accept the sexual advances from her boss..." "My brother got sent away because he date-raped a chick and now he's a registered sex offender and can't live within a mile of a park or school..." "My sister got knocked up twice, aborted her first and became so traumatized by it that she decided to keep her second child, only to then neglect her because she can't afford to keep a kid..." "My uncle is a porn addict who can't keep a job because he can't show up to work without jerking off to shit on his phone..."
And on and on it can go, the stories of our times, the everyday martyrs on the altars of "sex is fun!" Is all of this and more really worth tolerating in our society just to keep up the charade that "sex is fun"? Is the human cost of this ideology really worth keeping it around? Indeed, as we millennials say...
"Why is THIS still a thing?"
Hearing the commonality of all of this to the point that it has come to be seen as not only inevitable but potentially desirable (fetishized even!), it's hard to then turn back the clock and start saying "hey man, love is free man... Sex feels good man..." as if none of the last 60 years of sexual "progress" has happened, as if to start enforcing these points as the status quo regardless of the real and observable hell they inflict upon humanity... as if we're all supposed to just shut up and "accept the consequences" that this hedonistic mentality imposes upon our world as "inevtiable." Sorry, but I will not. Given all that is going on the world because of the prevailing ideology of our world right now, you're going to have to remind me what's so beautiful about sex other than that it "feels good." Heck, I knew what a woman's G-spot was and how to stimulate it before I even knew how to talk to girls... what does THAT tell you? It should tell you that "more sex education" was not what I needed. What I needed was training in virtue. Where was that ever given by the sexual revolution? Or was this their end goal, hedonism without limit, pursuit of desires without restraint? To what end?
While I will agree external prohibitions on sex don't work, what about just taking a look around at all the problems wrought by opening the floodgates and saying, "you know what? Maybe some self control wasn't so bad after all?" What about just imposing some reason again?
Do we all have to be so damn equivocal? Can't we stand for anything on principle? Does every single argument have to come back to "well, it's all just personal preference"? Isn't there anything in this world that we can stand up and say "THIS IS NOT RIGHT" and call out? Or do we just have to sit here and make constant excuses for things in the world until the consequences of those destructive acts obliterate us entirely? When do we stop perpetuating our own demise as a society for the sake of maintaining everyone's right to their own personal thought bubbles and perversions? Can anything be true in the world outside our own heads or are we just doomed to self-annihilate just so we don't "step on anyone's toes?"
If something is wrong in having our sexualities manipulated, enforced, and controlled by greedy corporations, why not CALL IT OUT? Who are we afraid of offending? Multi-national billion dollar corporations who are trying to milk our desires for their own profit? If something is wrong in the world and people are suffering due to rape and STDs and human trafficking and pornography and body shame and on and on... why tolerate it? If it's wrong, why not speak out against it? Why support the status quo by doing nothing?
Everything I have said again and again has been an effort in going my own way and refusing to follow the herd mentality of culture. However, when it comes to sex, somehow there is no greater sin than to not follow the herd. When it comes to sex, you are to never question it and you certainly never criticize it. You do as you're expected to do. You put your head in the sand, take what the corporate overlords put on your sexy porn plate, and tow the line like a mindless slave: "sex is great and feels good! Thank you Addidas! Thank you Hollywood! Thank you Rockstar Games!" Question any of it, and you're "deluded." No more. It ends here. I believe in resisting the control the world wants to have over us. I believe in fighting back against it. I believe in refusing to submit to what they put on our plate, but instead, spitting it back in their smug, sexually delirious faces! I believe in ACTIVE REBELLION against the powers that make people feel ashamed of themselves for not following the herd mentality of their sexual drives. I believe in standing on principle and fighting for human dignity.
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